jessica❂greene

we're not lost✨we're all just wanderers | aspiring investigative mythologist, former dennen

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Nowadays my outfit isn’t complete unless there’s some spit up on it

[UConn Huskies @UConnHuskies]

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My baby is famous 🥲

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Finn. He felt cute so he took some selfies. Trying to figure out which one to post. 14/10 they're all perfect Finn

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This is Finn. He felt cute so he took some selfies. Trying to figure out which one to post. 14/10 they're all perfect Finn

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@Sara_Bracken An innovation queen

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Wordle 228 1/6

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I guess that’s how you wordle?

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The CDC also recommends to drink beer before liquor

[🎧CreechAndChong (temp rebrand arc) @creech_19]

Dick reveal at 10 retweets

[Benjamin Chapman @CoachBenChapman]

Never forget.

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Go huskies @UConnFootball @UConnHuskies @NoEscalators @UConnAlumni @uconn

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@whititandquitit @dog_rates @dog_feelings She’s perfect

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@whititandquitit @dog_rates @dog_feelings What a cutie! What’s their name?!

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Can we normalize asking people what their favorite dinosaur is?!

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I have trust issues and they all stem from my crock pot

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@chelseahandler Just purchased mine 🥰 🥊 🎟

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Update: 4.0 mag earthquake but Steve IS sawing logs

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Did I feel another earthquake? Or is it my husband snoring?: A Series … (stay tuned)

[*NSYNC @NSYNC]

One more day and...