jess

convince me that delaware exists. future supercentenarian. she/her. chicagooo

[jess @jsschnnn]

the adoption center accidentally gave me a shrimp

[jess @jsschnnn]

tweet tweet

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

call your representatives NOW

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is back home (02:16:08)

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Beautiful beautiful girls have a deep and spiritual relationship with goldfish crackers

[mc @mcunanda]

so much of summer is eating fruit over the kitchen sink and reflecting on the past

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Shouting “hi barbie” at every girl wearing pink this weekend has been fun I hope we can do something like this every summer

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

she could’ve been doing a lot of things on the mattress. like sleeping

[angelRay ✧✶✧ 🦊 @angelray2k]

imagine breaking up in central park and your breakup is witnessed by a celebrity owl and then documented by celebrity owl birdwatchers

[audrey @saint_audrey]

the greatest challenge of a young woman’s life can occur when it comes time to chose between a sweet or savory item at brunch

[jess @jsschnnn]

@hhaleyrenee so true

[tia @cursedhive]

seeing rihanna holding a mic instead of a matte foundation oh we used to pray for times like this

[kie @criminalplaza]

the spelling of colonel is so wrong

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet https://t.co/vV73ZF3ocC

[helena riley @freshhel]

Really don’t like how im supposed to know where stuff goes in my apartment.. every day i have to put things places. its agony

[jess @jsschnnn]

like this tweet if

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

so grateful to not taste soap when eating cilantro thank God i am a proper human being

[charlie @chunkbardey]

so scary when someone’s coming over and they’re like “here!” it’s like omg my life is about to change …

[Ronnie 🌹 @stahppitrahn]

my dad told me he’s dating someone online so I asked for a picture of her and he sent me this