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[Matt🇨🇴🇺🇸 @pericopapiii]

how am I supposed to say DEADASS in Spanish??? CULO MUERTO???

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@brizzzz13 @clitmydia LMFAO you’re welcome 😂

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rich people are so obsessed with children. it’s disgusting

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the amount of money i give to in-n-out is ridiculous. it’s 2023, they need a rewards program

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@theclouddster omg you have a black kitten 😭

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@summer_1929 tell me why i thought it said “if it smells… spray it LADIES” i was like BITCH WHAT?! 💀

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i just realized all my friends are turning 30 this year 😢🥲

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THE GOAT @MileyCyrus ❤️‍🔥

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

i hate when i wake up and im not rich

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my drunk ass aunt: “life hits you out of no where, you die out of no where. look at me, possibly pouring my last beer right now i could be dead the next minute and here i am, pouring my last beer without knowing it. Cheers”
Happy New Years everyone! 🍾💀

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@Elizabeth_Days ouchh. i was thinking of getting it bc i always buy from amazon and i usually pay off my cards but idk about high interest

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Does anyone have nan Ama zon credit card? Is it worth it??

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hi, bezos. i heard you wanna donate all your money to charity. it is i, charity. @JeffBezos

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

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women who drink on an empty stomach are royalty

[Jhay @jhayusb]

i be like "i'm fighting demons" and it's just going to work