jess

i don’t eat vegetables and/or take care of myself

[jake @reyscarradine]

this movie is so incredibly underrated it’s not even funny

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to horses but if someone led me to water i would drink to be polite

[꩜ @laylology]

When a bitch you hate says something annoying and you're like damn that's going straight into the I Hate This Bitch file

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This is how ruins should be displayed

[jess @jssmrtr]

@carlbowditch boring x

[jess @jssmrtr]

is he looking for a fourth wife lmk

[𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔢 🇲🇽 @knoxverine]

he's done weddings as the groom thrice so maybe we have a chance

[grace @gracefishlove]

My phone is overheating because i am doing a really good job at Twitter

[jess @jssmrtr]

@carlbowditch

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[jess @jssmrtr]

i look like Me again

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.

[vee @filmsreid]

you already know the answer

[savannah brown @savannahbrown]

when you find yourself in a situation where you feel you must overexplain....you are not getting any closer to being understood....you are only creating new ways to be misunderstood. exit

[grace @gracefishlove]

Saying i love this song After every song on my own playlist

[jess @jssmrtr]

i need to die

[Harry Styles Brasil @harrysbrasil]

Harry Styles cantando “Sweet Creature” como MÚSICA SURPRESA no show hoje! #TogetherTogetherLondon

[jess @jssmrtr]

i didn’t know this was happening

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

Andrew Garfield photographed during day six of the 2026 Wimbledon Tennis Championships. 📷

[𑣲𝒯 @blessedtashi]

there's only one you. LOVE HER.

[tony @joeIsmillers]

seeing johnny knoxville on tv at 7: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 12: god he's hot

seeing johnny knoxville on the big screen at 27: god he's hot