Clavicular sat between TWO girls and showed them something on his phone, but the moment one recognized herself, both reacted like he had pulled up the last thing they expected to see 😭
“Oh yeah, this is you… oh my God!”
Clavicular pulled a blonde into his side in front of a group of guys, then started asking which one could “mog” him as the whole section turned into a status test 😭
“Who mogs me… you?”
Clavicular was casually talking health with a fast-food worker until she called him “obnoxiously, annoyingly handsome,” and his attempt to joke it off exposed how caught off guard he was 😭
“Sorry… I can leave if you want.”
Clavicular asked THREE girls whether looks or confidence mattered more, then used his friend to test their unanimous answer—and watched the rule change in real time 😭
“Alright… let’s test that confidence theory.”
Clavicular pulled a girl closer after she stared him down, but her reason for stopping the kiss left him wondering whether it was a rejection—or just the wrong place 👀
“Not here… there are too many people watching.”
Clavicular kissed one blonde while another watched from inches away, but the moment he turned toward the spectator, she had to decide if she was next 😭
“Wait… am I next?”
Clavicular sat between TWO girls and wrapped an arm around each, but while one leaned closer, the other kept grabbing his wrist like she was deciding whether to move it away 👀
“Wait… are you doing the same thing to both of us?”
Clavicular kissed the same girl TWICE and posed for a selfie beside her, but the second she looked away, he started wiping his tongue like the entire interaction had gone wrong 👀
“Wait… what was that taste?”
Clavicular lost his mic and nearly wiped out on his first football catch, then demanded ONE more throw with a single hand like the failed attempt had only raised the stakes 😭
“I’m gonna get it one-handed.”
Clavicular walked straight past MiaMaxxed without saying a word, and the way she kept watching him before forcing a smile made the silence louder than any confrontation 👀
“Wait… is he really not going to say anything?”
Clavicular couldn’t decide which girl to leave the club with, so he made the entire group pitch themselves ONE at a time—until one answer eliminated its owner instantly 😭
“Why should I pick you? You go first.”
Clavicular held a girl’s face and stared at her like he was seconds from kissing her, but the reason he gave for refusing to let go caught her completely off guard 👀
“I’m not done looking at you.”
Clavicular sat between THREE blondes, let one pull him into a kiss, then stood up without answering the question every girl around him was trying to solve 😭
“So… which one of us are you actually choosing?”
Clavicular kissed ONE girl while another watched from inches away, then the second handed him her phone before the first had even left his side 👀
“Wait… are you giving him your number?”
Clavicular told a blonde to bend over in the middle of the CLUB and she shut him down instantly, but seconds later she ended up in the exact pose she had just refused 😭
“I’m not bending over right now.”
Clavicular tried to make a girl say what he was “telepathically” thinking about her and her roommates, but her refusal to say it on camera told him EVERYTHING 👀
“I got it, but I’m not saying it out loud.”
Clavicular let two girls name the turtles before asking whether they only date the “top 10%,” but their first theory turned his dating question into a food-chain debate 😭
“Like they eat the fish?”
Nick Fuentes kept reaching into Clavicular’s space throughout the conversation, but Clav’s reaction barely changed no matter how many times it happened 👀
“Be honest… was he testing a boundary or just talking with his hands?”
Clavicular studied one girl’s face from inches away while she held eye contact through every question, until he pulled out his phone and made the interaction feel like a final decision 👀
“So… did I pass your inspection?”