Jaret Stellmaker

|| ICCC ⚾️ Alumn || UIU ⚾️ Alumn ||MN➡️IA.

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

y'all don't come back now

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Barack Obama reached a deal that prevented Iran from getting a nuclear weapon.

Trump ripped up that deal.

Now we are at war with Iran to prevent it from getting a nuclear weapon.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

American Hero

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Hope everyone does watch this video as Vance says. Renee Good tells the ICE officer who shoots her in the face three times, "That's fine dude. I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at any of you." She tries to drive away. The ICE officer murders her then calls her a "fucking bitch."

[Jaret Stellmaker @jstellmaker]

😂😂😂

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Turns out football is harder when you don’t know the other teams plays

[Jaret Stellmaker @jstellmaker]

😂😂😂

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

“Handoff Boy” 😂😂😂😂

[Jaret Stellmaker @jstellmaker]

Nope

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Does JJ McCarthy stink?

[Jaret Stellmaker @jstellmaker]

@BarstoolBigCat This can’t be about the Wisconsin game right? They’re obviously up huge against a MAC team right? Haven’t checked the score, asking for a friend.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is bullshit. Justice for twins fans. Sell the team you dumb fucks!

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota.

Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them.

For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites.

In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease.

By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment.

Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up.

Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built.

By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender.

The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t.

Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door.

Fuck you, Pohlad family.

[Jaret Stellmaker @jstellmaker]

The ratio on this tweet tells you everything you need to know. A family of clowns🤡

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

A letter from the Pohlad family:

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

You'll never believe what they did after posting this

[Iowa Central Tritons @ICTritons]

Roll Tritons! @ICCCBaseball advances with a 15-1 victory in 5-innings over Frederick tonight (5/24) in the opening round of the @NJCAABaseball DII World Series! The Tritons will face top-seed Pasco-Hernando State on Sunday (5/25) at 4:00 PM! 🔱 #TritonNation #TritonsFightOn #RTR

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Green looks good on you, Rory. #theMasters

[Jaret Stellmaker @jstellmaker]

@tstelly18 Disgusting 🤮

[NFL @NFL]

Kevin O'Connell is your Coach of the Year! @Vikings

📺: #NFLHonors on FOX & @NFLNetwork
📱: Stream on @NFLPlus

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

The guys who just lost 4-0 stayed on the ice to congratulate flower. Thats respect 🙌

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

We are on a grind and mission the rest of the season.

Every hour, every day we work.

We know we're chasing something special.

[Post-Bulletin Sports @Sports_PB]

All-Big Nine Conference volleyball team https://t.co/xOQR0v36oj