Simple Man

Beer and Mexican food connoisseur, part-time redneck, full-time hockey fan, husband and father.

[Brendan Lemieux @blemieux22]

Family of Claude Lemieux issues statement regarding his passing.

[Bruce LeVine @BruceLeVinePuck]

The Stars PK unit made 5 consecutive kills in the 3rd period and OT.
Stick taps to Assistant Coach Alain Nasreddine for huge improvements since Game #1

[Bel @bluebelgeorgia]

If my current job ever goes down I'm just going to become an NHL insider because it seems really great that once a week you can just tweet "Hearing New Jersey wants to make some moves" and be done with it

[DailyDallasHockey @DallasStarsDDH]

Tyler Seguin will likely be placed on LTIR.

This year the salary cap continues into the playoffs.

If the Stars believe he won’t be back for the playoffs they will have $9,850,000 in additional cap space.
#TexasHockey

[The Hockey News @TheHockeyNews]

Dallas Stars center Tyler Seguin has suffered an ACL injury and "most likely" will miss the rest of the 2025-26 season, Dallas Stars coach Glen Gulutzan told reporters: https://t.co/Rr2o5wVzQt

[Air Force Football @AF_Football]

You already know what week it is ⚡️ #SinkNavy

[Simple Man @jstephen88]

@joshddouglas

[Air Force Football @AF_Football]

𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅-𝟏𝟔 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐍

[pay robo @DallasStarsWin]

jim nill: "we're not going a dime over $12 million"
mikko rantanen: "i want $13 million"
nill: "no you dont"
mikko: "okay!"

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Brock Purdy got his offensive lineman 10 CARS for Christmas. MY GAWD they better never let him get sacked the rest of the year.

[Simple Man @jstephen88]

@joshddouglas @EricSinner He's good for hockey

[Simple Man @jstephen88]

Fight of the year candidate. #Hockeyfights #NHL

[Pete Delkus @wfaaweather]

New record for consecutive hours ABOVE 80° was set at DFW.
As of noon, DFW's temperature has been at 80°+ for the last 363 hours. This means DFW has not been cooler than 80 the entire month of August.
The previous record was 358 hours between July 18-August 2, 1998 #wfaaweather

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Dawg I’m crying!!! Wife tryna get husband killed bruh 😭😭😭

Dude:”Aye man there’s 2 moose out here fighting by my damn truck”

Wife:”Go tell them to move baby”

Dude:”The hell ima say to a moose? The hell wrong wit chu?”

[Simple Man @jstephen88]

@joshddouglas Jason

[Simple Man @jstephen88]

Really expected the Stars to be competitive tonight. They are not. Great season tho. #GoStars

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

Can't remember the last time I heard a quieter packed AAC crowd. Fans are still in their seats but you can hear a pin drop in here.

[NHL Player Safety @NHLPlayerSafety]

Dallas’ Jamie Benn has been suspended for two games for Cross-checking against Vegas’ Mark Stone. https://t.co/YBf8qihuCh

[NHL @NHL]

THE COMEBACK CATS 😼

The @FlaPanthers claw back and take #Game7 to advance to the Second Round!

#StanleyCup Series Win presented by @NavyFederal

[Simple Man @jstephen88]

I have no dog in this hunt but if you aren't watching this series you're missing some great playoff hockey. #NHLPlayoffs

[P.K. Subban @PKSubban1]

FiGHT NIGHT in T. DoT 👀…

[Pete Delkus @wfaaweather]

Tell your husband to zip up his pants next time he sends me a hail picture!!

[Violent Gentlemen @ViolentGents]

Great night for goalie beef