Ian Mollusc

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@shopatvalcero €1.98 on Aliexpress.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@sounyear €20.71 on Aliexpress.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@CorrieArt ‘Are them fancies today's? I'll take half a dozen and no eclairs. NO ECLAIRS.'

[Chode Rogan Esq @thechoderogan]

@GolanMay You’re like if the words “cunt” and “decrepit hag” turned into a person.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@TullMcAdoo A maneen.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@SaucySeventies @TheStingisBack Avatar.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@dramdarcy Two shocked nuns, and a ghost having a wee.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@SaucySeventies Keep it up! 🍆 Ooh...

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@dramdarcy It's an airbnb in the US

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@courtsnewsIRL Luas. It's not an acronym.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@SuperValuIRL These beans are on display in Walkinstown. They're about ready for the compost heap.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@TullMcAdoo Would the Dáil petty cash box normally be opened to pay for this class of thing?

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@Tatlermagazine I thought they'd stuffed it.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@FrankWi49123398 @memenders_ Camilla Parker-Cunt.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@trevhewsongy @forest_fr1ends @stuzi_pants The raisins in the puke.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@RuthCan75563366 Lavins used to own that pub on the corner, along with a terrace of small houses on May Lane. Next was 'The Cottage' 6 May Lane, built by Jameson's in the mid 1920s.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@AndyMcFlash @archivetvmus71 His kidney popped out and Traceh swallowed it.

[🇵🇸 Dawn @Dawning_of_Dusk]

@FAFOmyfriend @SenTomCotton Yeah and it happens to be said by a moron on oxy because anyone who thinks people would believe this crap is higher than a kite.

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

@DublinAirport 'It's'?

[Ian Mollusc @jstffrd]

Hey @AerLingus Which would you back in a scrap: badger or baboon?