JStox

Retarded Performance Autist | SPEEDRUN: Excommunicated from the Catholic Church ✝️ (Any %) | Not Your Keys = Not Your Coins | $BTC Maximalist

[JStox @JStox]

@borntocrip @Bandcamp 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

https://t.co/l1P8SuALUY

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[JStox @JStox]

In sorrow we must go, but not in despair.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

@BacchusAwakes It’s a reflection of my heart

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Christ is King.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

I remember some Taliban mentioning to me that they had a summit with North Korea.

Just imagine that conversation. What a crossover episode

Like how many translators did they have to get from Pashto to Korean??

[JStox @JStox]

Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night.
Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Anyone who sets a church on fire should be set on fire themselves 🔥

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

When I flew into Canada they made you do a questionnaire on a touchscreen and this was one of the questions

[JStox @JStox]

@pockybean11 This one is pretty good

https://t.co/Rbl2czkSvf

[JStox @JStox]

Making a direct accusation against God and then refusing to elaborate on the grounds that I'm too racist to answer the question.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[JStox @JStox]

@Bennywurmz Maybe she is Jewish after all

[JStox @JStox]

How to attract women (easy mode)

[JStox @JStox]

@operamouse You owe me $3

[JStox @JStox]

I have walked the ancient rights of way, and now prepare to sail the high seas.

[limitlesstack @limitlesstack]

how it feels to accidentally skip all three meals on modafinil

[JStox @JStox]

The adventure will continue until morale improves

[JStox @JStox]

@Bennywurmz I used to be an atheist until I realised I’m a God.