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You're not crazy. You're early. And you're allowed to stop.

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@BBCBreaking “I’m actually supposed to be getting _out_ of prison today.”

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@DannyDeraney I can't believe I've never seen this!

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@todaywasawesome @jessfraz A Jerry with the confidence of a Morty.

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@charlybliss Immediately before this tweet: https://t.co/MSl3cBkRK9

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@PicturesFoIder I’d like to see this done at the next debate.

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@peregrine Did you remember to sing The Circle of Life?

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@Mike_Eagle Reminded me of this gem from Kaspersky Labs - “on hackers we put the hurtski we use Kaspersky we pack the K!” https://t.co/vqk6Q17zFz

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@_mcchris Awesome Fucker

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@soychotic cowsay

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@medus4_cdc well enough that I made this for you:

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@dildog Or how to set their word processors to 2.1 line spacing to fill the page requirement.

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@KevinRyanComedy @Sideways440 That was my favorite part. Not of the #superbowlhalftime but of the entire #SuperBowl .

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@RayRedacted RIP this meme:

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@cwatts78 Tax the churches!

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@nocontextmemes I’d try it

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@chfsrh I'm actually this old, but I was poor, so this was old and used when I got it. I'm actually that old, and was late to the defrag game. How old am I, GPT?

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@hello__caitlin I hope it costs more than White Claw.

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@hello__caitlin Why isn't the logo a snake eating its own tail?

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@nocontextmemes Simply bend the plussy flaps inward a touch.