Strobl

researcher at heart, builder by practice. privacy, efficient inference, on-device ML. navigating the PhD journey.

[Strobl @jstroblll]

https://t.co/yESP6VPUGm

[Strobl @jstroblll]

I was bored working on a real project, so I put this together the other day 😂

Link in bio. #freekaya

[Jordan Shusterman @j_shusterman_]

that is basically exactly what happened when I first figured out how to pull my keeper out of the goal in FIFA 15

[Strobl @jstroblll]

@SheepRLE @StumpyGoblin @Michelin That means we win in top 16 in 2030 🙏

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[Strobl @jstroblll]

Robbed a potentially banger overtime / extra-time 🥲

[Strobl @jstroblll]

Bro what is VAR doing to the sanctity of this game 🙂‍↔️

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

every time people try to say america is the most racist country i just have to laugh

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

the more i learn about history, the more I appreciate America. America is actually an extremely cool and special anomaly in the timeline of civilizations. It's so successful that it's allowed the people inside it to lose touch with how bad things can truly be

[Strobl @jstroblll]

Me after my “disruptive” SaaS product has $0/arr

[Strobl @jstroblll]

Didn't matter 🦅

[Strobl @jstroblll]

What a ridiculous red card...

[Strobl @jstroblll]

@JPFinlayNBCS NO WAY

[Strobl @jstroblll]

@JPFinlayNBCS And then most ridiculous redcard on USA after

[Strobl @jstroblll]

What a ridiculous red card...

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Um pastor alemão foi reprovado como cão de serviço porque se recusou a soltar seu elefante de pelúcia.

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

fable coming back to my codebase after 19 days of opus

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Unfortunately, I don't think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get out of my way.

[Strobl @jstroblll]

I’m not sure Halo ever explained how the SPARTAN program started, but this is my head-canon now

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

The obvious solution is that if an illegal alien has kids in the U.S., you deport the parents and raise the kids in some sort of ultra-patriotic super-soldier program.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[waiting. @GreenOnionDuck]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if medicine was held to the standard of software engineering there would be mass death.

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

Kalimba — Mr Scruff (2008)

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

saw a tech lead in enterprise i used to argue with get laid off, dude spent 4 years almost in the same position

i was the tech lead of an adjacent team and wanted to move things forward, ship products and improve the lives of our fellow engineers - he wanted to argue about code reviews and variable names, always nitpicking things and wanted to be included in all decision making, to make the decision

i quit the job after making the whole enterprise roadmap of AI for my team, this was back when chatgpt was just getting popular, i wonder on what step of roadmap they are on

my team shipped a product in record time and is saving the company several millions every month and i had to fight every PM and VP to get things out while the other team was only worried about getting more ownership of the product and headcount

it became very obvious how and why people play politics in large companies, i wonder now with AI what is the excuse going to be and where all the political experts going to end

so it’s always funny to see how the frontier labs are getting ex-FAANG engineers, sometimes it’s not a good thing, i interviewed many of them and you just end up with people who look good on paper, who can do leetcode but there’s just no juice in them and they need constant hand holding

i guess it’s really hard to find passionate people and sometimes the job is just a job but many people in tech ended up being drones that want an easy career, is it wrong? of course not, but huge comps and even token spend on these people is hard to justify nowadays so i wonder how the tech landscape is going to change