John Stroude

Father. Lover. Fighter. Veteran. Vox.

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

@Seraphinaf5 71.

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM THIS COMPANY!!! THEY SCAMMED ME OUT OF $60+. I WAS NAIVE AND FELL FOR THIS BULLSHIT. #mvmtpods https://t.co/rZW0Ch4Vj8

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

I don’t have a before picture but this is me in my current state. 30 muthafuckin pounds from the man I was at the beginning of summer. #progress 💪🏻

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

@NicoleDanger

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

Today can suck a fart out of my asshole. I swear it’d be raining pussy and I’d get hit in the head with a dick. #fucktoday #fuckeverything #fuckyoutoo #justbecause

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

@NicoleDanger Hell yeah. Get it, Hot Wheels!

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

RETWEET NOW

FOR A FOLLOW!

GOOOOO!

#AGTat8

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

RETWEET FOR A FOLLOW!!! #AGTPremiere

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

@Tool Saw you guys in Louisville Wednesday night. Bravo, lads. Thanks for a wonderful experience.

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

Omgomgomgomfg

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you hate, fear and disagree with, then you don’t believe in free speech.

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

@SarahKSilverman Not gonna lie. I saw tits right away. And my breasts are obscene.

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

Have you ever rocked out so hard on the air guitar you accidentally hit yourself in the testicles? Yeah me neither. #dumb

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

aaaand I’m hard.

[Star Wars @starwars]

Every generation has a legend. Watch the brand-new teaser for Star Wars: #EpisodeIX.

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

If you can’t truck it; fuck it.

[Shay B. @abhavsar]

12 minutes...12 minutes of game time is how long it took for them to mention Zion Williamson during this game. Actually, this might be a new record for a Kentucky game. #bbn

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

Hey @josh_fields I know it didn’t end too well for the empire but it’s an excellent gif regardless.

[John Stroude @jstroudeIV]

@NicoleDanger Pics or it didn’t happen, yo.

[Brittany Smoot @smooter27]

A client told me today he managed to work a Holocaust analogy into his job interview... Lol #AnneFrankly #I'dHireHim