Alopecia Chewbacca

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

Slaughter House Five-Guys
#makeabooktitleedible

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

There are rock bottom lows, and then there is having to borrow your parents' arthritis pain ointment.

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

A Happy Earth, Wind, and Fire Day to all who celebrate.

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[Part 3] Regardless of age, race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, creed, or political belief, everyone loved Dolly — and in her own unmistakable way, she loved all of us right back.

#IWillAlwaysLoveYou

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

[Part 2] What hurts is that in an age when Americans can’t even agree on basic truths and too often see their neighbors as enemies, Dolly may have been the last person everyone could unite around.

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[Part 1] I think what makes Dolly Parton’s passing so hard isn’t just that we’ve lost an extraordinary woman — a gifted musician, song writer, actress, philanthropist, and genuinely good human being.

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

@EsotericCD Jeff - just curious, which Europe 72 tour show do you rate highest? Been working my way through the recent concert releases.

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

The Snowman and I are running a load of beverages across the Ohio/Indiana border today. I'll have my ears on, so signal me if you all see any highway bubble-gum machines out on the road.

#smokeyandthebandit

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

I am to the trimming of my backyard boxwoods what God was to the creation of Jimothy. A deformity, but endearing all the same.

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

Sam Neill is not dead. He is in Montana, has married a round American woman, and is raising rabbits that his wife will cook for him.

#TheHuntForRedOctober

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I like to imagine an alternate universe where Chick‑fil‑A employees don’t say “my pleasure” but instead hit you with a confident “hell yeah!”

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

Become Ungovernable

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The Library of Congress dishonoring our greatest president, Benjamin Franklin, by referring to him as a mere "statesman." But nice that they acknowledge he invented the chair. @3YearLetterman

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As the prophecy foretold.

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En polonia, unos jabalies se colaron en un barrio y se fueron perseguidos por un robot

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

Seeing Duke lose on Sunday is a perfect reminder that evil has been defeated!

#IStillRememberTheLaettnerStomp

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

For the first time in 29 years, I'm rooting for Rick Pitino.

#DukeSucks #GoBigEast

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

Pardon the language, but this website's Captcha is coming across a little aggressive.

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

I'm relieved the baptism was by affusion rather than immersion, since alligators have a regrettable tendency to make full submersion water more permanent than intended.

[Alopecia Chewbacca @jsvannorman]

The baptism rite was sacramentally invalid if it wasn't sweet tea.

#FloridaMan

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This is a case in which I hope the baptism in question was administered in infancy.