João Duarte

Slow thinker. I like hugs. Log whisperer @elastic

[Norman Maurer @normanmaurer]

Want to work on #Netty @ Apple ? We are looking for an engineer to join our team in either Cupertino or Seattle. We are looking for an engineer that is excited to grow: https://t.co/oQAOFmmpCn

[Mitchell Hashimoto @mitchellh]

I have a single friend in his late 30s right now. Mega-millionaire. Doing whatever he wants. He's happy! He always asks me "where are you going next" and I always respond "nowhere, I just want to be home with my kid." And he looks at me like I'm CRAZY. He tries to empathize, but can't.

I used to be him. There's nothing wrong with being him. I'm happy for him. But kids rebalance your life to realizing that nothing matters more than them. Like nothing even comes close to mattering. Everything else becomes noise.

And I didn't get it either. So I don't expect other people without kids to get it either. And that's fine. I'm not judging you. Even when I decided to have kids, I didn't (couldn't!) know what to expect. I wasn't particularly excited, honestly.

But holy shit does that change once they come. I look at my life in bewilderment almost every week thinking how my 20s self would've hated this, and yet this is the best my life has ever been.

My kid is sleeping right now and I'm just counting down the minutes for her to wake up so we can hang out. That's all I want.

[João Duarte @jsvd]

@antonioalegria They don’t want a 4th button.. it’d be best to find a way to collapse “microphone” and “send” into a single one, and use the 3rd button for the modes

[João Duarte @jsvd]

@antonioalegria Seems like an intentional play on our familiarity with chat uis like WhatsApp and Slack that all have the plus on the left hand side of the text box

[João Duarte @jsvd]

@leothrix Cause 10 years from now it will be an irate screaming teenager 💪

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Power is out for at least 15 min now in Portugal and Spain and still no coverage about it in any of the many news channels in Portugal. Impressive

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Sem electricidade em todo o país? Wow

[João Duarte @jsvd]

@WhiteHouse @VP “Yes, many times”
“No, in this meeting, you haven’t said thank you”

@JDVance is a 6 year old, get him out of there ffs.

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Yes you can block the account, yes you press “see less often”, but the default behavior of “you’re on Musks network, you get Musks posts” is the kind of personality cult that is concerning for some of his position and leverage.

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Twitter has become a social platform to amplify Musks agenda. I don’t follow his account and still his posts are pushed to my notifications, it’s impressive how aggressive this platform is now.

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Wow that was surreal

[EMSC @LastQuake]

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[Antonio Alegria @antonioalegria]

🚀 We’re Hiring Engineers! 🚀

Join DOJO to transform marketing into a precise, AI-driven discipline.
👩‍💻 Roles:
• Full Stack Software Engineer (Application Layer)
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DM me if interested!

#VamosGanhar

[João Duarte @jsvd]

@pt_ivojesus Definitely not just McDonald’s.

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Same McDonald’s order costs 14.70€ through Uber Eats and 10.60€ at the restaurant. WITH Uber One. Welcome to 2025.

[João Duarte @jsvd]

@pt_ivojesus The product should be the same value, the added value should be delivery. Which theoretically is free with the Uber One monthly subscription I have.
So without uber one they get $$ 3 ways:
1. Products cost more on the app
2. There is a service(?) fee
3. There is a delivery fee

[Jason Glover @GreyGnomeGames]

The New Year Sale has begun! Now is the best time to save on all things Grey Gnome Games! Enjoy!

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[João Duarte @jsvd]

@expresso Era?

[João Duarte @jsvd]

@headius Could be worse, could be Friday.

[Antonio Alegria @antonioalegria]

We're hiring our elite founding engineering team! 🚀

Building a world-class team is one of the things I love most, and I’m beyond excited to kick off this journey at @GoDojoAI.

We are looking for 4️⃣ founding roles (see in 🧵)

#VamosGanhar #YourBrandYourDOJO

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Meant poll forecasts there, of course..

[João Duarte @jsvd]

Disregard polls, no one's ahead, isn't a race, it's an election, vote.
https://t.co/O7344PF5m5