Jack Sweeney

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Kevin Cruz @Chef_Cruz2K]

This the Arkham combat system lol. They formed a circle around him like how the Arkham goons would in the game, saying one liners like “it’s the Bat” 😭

[Viewside Björk 🎨 @OverdozeOnDEEZ]

He was Courtside when The Knicks only won 10 games, he’s one of the only Celebs who pays for their Knicks tickets because him & Dolan hate each other, he doesn’t even use The Celebrity entrance at MSG

Spike Lee’s love for The Knicks is the purest thing in this world, he deserves

[Wemby Central 💔 @WembyCentral]

Mitchell Robinson

[BruhWithTheShades @GetOffMyWiener]

Sports twitter today:

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Arne Slot welcome to the John Henry Penitentiary

[micah❗️ @zapatasbande]

jonathan joestar meeting his descendants

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

The Mandalorian and Grogu makes The Rise of Skywalker look like Hamlet

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

“Dent, you’re gonna get the chopper on on ye lad”

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

Watching Victor Wembanyama

[Matt Murdock @ZeroYear97]

Matt Reeves everytime he uses a gif:

[Michael Calderone @mlcalderone]

The Pulitzer for audio reporting goes to @PabloTorre

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

#Yankees John Sterling called nearly 3.0% of all games in MLB history—this includes all games, for all teams, even those prior to the first ever radio broadcast of a ballgame on Aug. 5, 1921.

[Derk @captainderk]

Rest easy John Sterling 💔

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

Sent that mf from the river to the sea