Joshua Swenson

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@DeanBlandino @nflonfox Should this whistle not have stopped the play regardless of if he went out of bounds?

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#rexryan with that Super-Deep #eddiemurphy cut #nowthatsafire on @ESPNNFL Sunday NFL Countdown with @RandyMoss !

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I feel like @GQMagazine called @rbmcelhenney a Neanderthal compared to @RyanReynolds here...#wrexham #alwayssunny

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@nflnetwork @ScottHanson Kitten is two months old and already knows the right side of the Border Battle!!

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Thanks to #christopherguest , I just read this label in my head in the voice of #harlanpepper !! #bestinshow

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I challenge anyone to show a better three-movie stretch than @EdwardNorton

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Happy 14th anniversary to @AdrianPeterson on his #nflrecord #296 rushing yards vs the San Diego Chargers in 2007!! Greatest game Ive ever been at!

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@vikings Nick Vigil is the new @nacholeber - underrated linebacker from the Chargers who is a big time playmaker picked up by Minnesota!

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Anyone else think its strange two contestants from #TheMaskedSinger just won a #SuperBowl?! Does @kenjeong get a ring too?

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@richeisen @TomBrady Hell, Taylor gave them the best run too!

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@KFANRosen Sr: "Played 14 years and never played in a Super Bowl."

Jr: "Hold my beer and give me a year!"

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Props to @PAOnTheMic for calling on the world to keep an eye on Ali Marpet at the 2015 NFL Scouting Combine. Been a beast tonight! #SuperBowl

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@PowerTripBets @johnkriesel I read this too-fast...thought it said "rimming" endorsement.

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@chrislhayes Im all for Mike Pence being president for 14 days because it means Dumpf can never hold office again.

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@AdamRichman A single black man walks away from police in WI and gets shot in the back.

Two dozen white folks hop fences and charge at officers protecting the country's leaders and are politely asked to please wipe their feet.

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A single black man walks away from police in WI and gets shot in the back.

Two dozen white folks hop fences and charge at officers protecting the country's leaders and are politely asked to please wipe their feet.

Understand #BlackLivesMatter yet?

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Speedway cant change to 7-Eleven fast enough here in Minnesota. #vikings

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@ChrisWesseling @nflnetwork Speedway cant change to 7 Eleven fast enough here in Minnesota. @Vikings

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I understand why @BryanCranston will not do anymore autographs but it makes me sad I will never get the signature of Hammond Druthers on "My baseball, signed three times by Pete Rose." #howimetyourmother #himym