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jojo siwa hitting a double off quavo and then being waved in by steve aoki on the next pitch in the celebrity game has been the best sports moment since pre-covid

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one of my coworkers is a jewish guy from texas and unsurprisingly, he is the funniest person i have ever met

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high asf navigating rooftop bar in chi carrying three drinks and it was literally a lego star wars level. no other way of putting it

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just choked under pressure of the waitress and ordered the pot roast

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honestly incredible choke

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get off the plane at 3 am last night after being in and out of airports for 10 hours and the pilot hits me with a “good morning”. all time cheeky move

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not a big golf course wedding guy. do not need to see uncle buck getting off the back 9 ten beers deep wringing the sweat out his excel energy polo at 3 pm on the happiest day of my life

[Mt. Joy @MtJoyBand]

Orange Blood is out ❤️❤️❤️

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

He helped them move all their amps and stuff

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this does not make me a republican

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just watched the original top gun for the first time. loose plot, and very little meaningful dialogue. just guys being dudes, flying planes. awesome movie

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@gnuttsunyourmu1 sir!!!

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finally got around to harry’s house and this shit is incredible. big ups mr styles

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Marcus smart Me

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Taking ill advised shot’s at the end of the night

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

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@JordanMbecker19 okay how do i do it

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what the fuck is going on in this country. the gop wants to literally regress society and they are…succeeding??