The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.
Young Thug after finding out PlaqueBoyMax got a vasectomy at 23 years old:
"You got a vasectomy before having kids? That's stupid. If you were to die right now, you think God would let you in? the only reason he put you here is to create God gonna slap the f*ck outta you"