jburger

hooplah!!!

[✧˖ @colditioner]

one of the best needle drop from 2020s

[jburger @jt111840]

@amydunnelover69 Haven't needed my cream in months then the one weekend I leave it behind my cheek and eye patches are blowing up #EczemaWarrior

[jburger @jt111840]

eczema is evil and can smell the fear that comes with forgetting your prescription eczema cream on a trip

[jburger @jt111840]

@McmanRick This is literally so true and why I have never once gotten chipotle for lunch at work despite being a chipotle Stan 4lyfe

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[jburger @jt111840]

if you ain't at the beach at a chilly night in october watching the reflection of the moon on the water, where the fuck you at?????

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

its so funny that no weapon formed against trisha paytas has prospered

[jburger @jt111840]

my big meaty earlobes ruin every FML

[jburger @jt111840]

@laserboat999 you're making me feel like I'm a burger in your hand
you're making me feel like im a dollar menu man

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Ronald I am not nothing
but when you fry on the burger I am reminded I am hungry, and in every highway kitchen a big hairy man is cooking, beating eggs into yummy sandwich while the tummy starts to grumble

[jburger @jt111840]

me affff

[beanie babies i really like @imbabybean]

he is pink because he loves breakfast

[jburger @jt111840]

how it feels to be a honeydew enjoyer

[jburger @jt111840]

tried to search "NetSec" (cybersecurity/IT software) and accidentally searched for "NetSex" on my work laptop

[cait @littlestinker33]

That one kid in middle school who always knew where to find unblocked https://t.co/IEIlkRC4oG

[kat kat kat @vadavadavirgo]

i get so gay off that i wasnt ooohing then but im ooooohing now

[jburger @jt111840]

@McmanRick Omg I literally just called my grandpa for this first time in too long, you picked up vibes

[fran @moulinroyals]

marnie michaels summer 2027

[Tahra Hoops @TahraHoops]

vibes have officially shifted. cannot explain it but i am counting this as the start of the end of the trump reign upon us and American culture

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the holy spirit just rushed into my body