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@BritWeatherSvs @LBC Can you ask Matthew how high on the bender scale his pony tail is? On a scale of 1-10, I'd go 9.5

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@seanmorgan280 @vegan Sean, you look like you've killed at least 4 prostitutes. Lead a better life and eat some ribeye.

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@owenjonesjourno Do I want more to be done about indigenous sexual offenders, with tougher sentences and higher conviction rates? Yes. Do I want sexual offenders from other nations dropped in this country and exacerbate the problem? No. It's not hard to understand. You utter mong.

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@Heccles94 @FrankBefield You are such a mong.

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@DanielPriestley I can't watch that clip again. I'm scared of catching secondary retardation from Gary.

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@London_W4 Who's the fanny chirping in at the end with the boot licking?

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@AlexJJNorris Keep rearranging those deck chairs on the titanic...

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@AdamJoseph Genuine question: what impact does it have on you, if United paid £200m for those 2 players, at a combined £500k a week?

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@OcBen This is one of the most retarded comments I've ever seen.

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@DougieCritchley It adds good depth, but I wouldn't say any of those signings are better than what they already have at the club. Time will tell.

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@Corballyred It's because he's at Liverpool. If he was playing like this and was still at Leverkusen, every fan of English clubs would be gagging to sign him this summer.

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@MrMatthewTodd "absolute terror" 😂😂😂🫠🫠🫠

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@SenSanders Bit chilly here this morning bud....

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@Heccles94 Thick as mince....

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@domdyer70 😂😂😂 put on the big boy pants, fella. We'll all be dead in the blink of an eye... imagine letting the weather forecast give you anxiety...

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@MikeHudema 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@MrMatthewTodd @Keir_Starmer @nebriefing 😂😂😂😂🫠🫠🫠

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@protodanielle Not the easiest wank I've had, but I got there...

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@NevilleSouthall 😂😂😂

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@KayBurley Nah, we just get arrested for hurty words....