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[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

My Tweets or RT’s may not make you comfortable. Please understand that it’s what makes them mine. Not yours!

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

With all due respect, if it doesn’t solve whatever issues you have, then you need Jesus, because the problem is critical and that is the only solution. Period.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Dr Sina, what do you mean breast cannot solve mood issues? Breast?

[The Naijassador @naijassador]

The best way to sleep
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[𝑩𝒓𝒚𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒈 @iambryaneteng]

@1LuLiYARi

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

“We need to detach our worth from the results of the work and use it as fuel to get really good at what we do in ALL areas of our life — not just work. We need to consider the whole of our lives and how each part contributes to the whole..."

Timeless words by Felicia Sullivan

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

“We don’t rise to the level of our goals but we fall to the level of our systems”

-James Clear

This is one of the most powerful quotes I’ve ever heard!

[Sidonia P Alphonse @MinisterSidonia]

We think we can fall into sin and later JUST ask God for forgiveness.

He'll forgive and be merciful towards you but here's what you don't understand.

As long as you keep allowing yourself to be tripped on by the same sin over and over again...
(1/5)

[Equivocator™ @Oluwanonso_Esq]

Let's learn a little about the powers of a Nigerian Police Man today:

1. Can the Police arrest you without an arrest warrant?

-YES, they can. Section 32 of the Police Act 2020 gives them this power.

2. Can the Police search your house/office/premises without a search warrant?

-NO, they cannot. Section 58 of the Police Act and Section 37 of the Constitution expressly prohibits them from doing this.

3. Can the Police search your CAR without a search warrant?

-YES, they can, by virtue of Section 49 of the Police Act 2020.

4. Can the Police arrest you because you are owing someone money?

-NO, the Police is not a debt collector. McLarens v Jennings (2003) 3 NWLR (Pt. 808) 470; Madaki & Anor v GTB (2022) LPELR-57419(CA).

5. Can the Police arrest you for a crime committed by your family member or your friend?

-NO. Such Police Officer should actually be sued in a civil action by the person arrested. ACB v Okonkwo (1997) 1 NWLR( pt. 480) 195.

Remember, no gree for anybody that tampers with your right this year.

You are welcome.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

If you don't have money for cinema date, you and your babe can watch Netflix with your phone while she lies on your chest.

That's how you know who's your babe and who's for knacks.

Fidgeting because you can't take your babe on proper dates is a stain on your mother's prayers.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If you have a partner, you'll stay home, cook together, make love, watch home alone and savour the Christmas season together.

If you're single, you'll be hoping from house to house to eat and drink like someone that is homeless.

Intimacy is a beautiful thing.

[Zeeti @DJZeeti]

Top 5 finest woman all time

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

@jon_d_doe Agba of Agbafian kingdom. Khan of khans 🙌🏽

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

@jon_d_doe see dis guy ooo

I’ll say something on this. They had their share. But please don’t say that the share is fair.

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[Magical Tips @DesignatedTips]

@jon_d_doe lol chief are they supposed to ? Man did the crime alone and knew the consequences of his actions . You think the women in his life didn’t suffer during the whole saga ? The arrests , the shame , the castigation from the community ! lol trust me I think they had their fair share

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

Chai. A lot😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

"I can't cohabit with a man. It's see finish".

But you dey get belle for am.

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Women who love men suffer the most in relationships and marriages.

Women who respect and submit to men, enjoy the most in relationships and marriages.

When you love a man, you enable him.

When you respect & submit to a man, you empower him.

Good night.

End.

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

Unpopular opinion, yet absolutely deep, depending on who’s reading.

[OREVA @UncleOreva]

Jezebel.

Hear me out.

She was evil ehn. But that woman turned the spirit realm of a whole nation upside down because someone threatened her husband. Threw a whole religion into hiding.
Yet loyal to her husband’s authority.

[OREVA @UncleOreva]

If you ask me
The fact that people are beginning to awake to responsibility, to actively contribute to nation building in the best and selfless way possible, is in itself prayers being answered.

There’s a wisdom that builds Nations, and a praying country will find it.

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

Wisdom on relationships summed up in One thread!
@jon_d_doe The wisdom you’ve dished out in this tweet, Some people who are 20, 30 years in marriage haven’t fully figured all of it out 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Before you get married as a man:

1) be prepared to provide for your wife and children as much as you're able & as long as you're healthy & your kids are still dependent.

2) know that your wife must not love you and she doesn't have to love you.

3) know that what your wife owes

[omotola @helit_rate]

things that prove Lagos is not a real place

don’t open in public pls ⚠️

[Joel T. Oriola 🌐 @jt_oriola]

EFOOTBALL HAS TAKEN OVER LAIDISS OO

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

EA Sports FC 24 vs Football 2024
Manchester City & FC Barcelona Player Faces Comparison, A thread

1. Robert Lewandowski