Jackson T. McConnell

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

Others possible captions: "When your mom lets your friend spend the night."

[Jackson T. McConnell @Jtaber79]

@c3peterson grandmother is what i want my wife to be like.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

International Space Station #Eclipse photobomb via @NASA

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

@AnselElgort U were great in boss baby

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bitches love flowers https://t.co/g5Ff7WgLGt

[Beta Theta Pi @BetaThetaPi]

May the original Batman and Beta brother Adam West, Whitman '51, rest in peace. Long live his iconic TV contribution. #bam #splatt #pow

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me as a parent https://t.co/jZFMGc0fGd

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Great theater of #Ephesus

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

oh no...

[denver @dnvrsn]

RT if you didn't see a single meme of this lady https://t.co/tlpgMFwCER

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she says she likes bad boys https://t.co/6HNriDnEFP

[Jackson T. McConnell @Jtaber79]

@c3peterson Want company?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Nooooo 😭😭💀

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

mattyb jus saw my girl in Walgreens n piped her on the spot my heart is completely broken ladies dm me https://t.co/IAbskjFsKS

[Jackson T. McConnell @Jtaber79]

@DeryaAngelina I mean, what else would I expect when your date is a firecracker

[Jackson T. McConnell @Jtaber79]

@DeryaAngelina @airuiz we'll worry about that when we get to it. But I don't blame you. This one would be hard to top.

[Iowa State University Police Department @ISUPD]

You've heard of speed traps? We have weed traps