jess / گیمر خسته

elsewhere (mostly)

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

Find me on Bluesky. I might only be on here occasionally if I feel like posting any work that will get drowned out by porn bots or if the funniest thing happens to the guy who ran this place into the ground. Dealt with a lot in the last 1.5-2 years, but still kicking.

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

Also as someone who dated a guy who did a geopolitical 9/11 based podcast, please do a Podcast Guys ep. I need to heal.

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

It was worth pretending I had to take a shit at work to be able to grab one of these before they sold out to contribute to Bryan’s Lego fund and Chris’ debt to the Bubba Army.

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

Evergreen tweet I think about a lot.

[dolo @doloyeung]

Male Chapo Listener: Henry Kissinger's death totally whips sack

Female Hasan Viewer: iknr its bussin fr

Male Chapo Listener: You have a profound moral clarity for one so young

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

Being able to given Bryan more Lego and Challenge Coin money is the only joy I’ve felt in months.

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

pounding the table and hooting right now

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

Don’t bother. You are years behind my research.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Subject: Re: Noise complaint
Dear Neighbor. I realize I've made this excuse before, but I'm serious this time. I'm going to kill myself tomorrow - if you could let this one last farewell party ride, I would appreciate it.

(Next morning)
Subject: Bright New Dawn
Great news,

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

The 'Pingu' officially licensed PS1 Controller was exclusively available in Japan in the late '90s.

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

@ok_but_still thank you for your service

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the bechdel test video game actually looks pretty cool

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother

[jess / گیمر خسته @jtari]

proof of life via bathrooms

[Alex Van Aken @itsVanAken]

Everyone affected by Game Informer’s closure today:

Design:
@LalehAzarshin
Mónica Rexach Ortiz

Production:
@sopheava
Jon Woodey

Marketing & Ops:
@GIRachelCastle
Sarah Hansen

Editorial:
@chuckduck365
@MarcusStewart7
@LeBlancWes
@MatthewRMiller
@BrianPShea
@KyleMHilliard

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes

Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting