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[janie @jtay987]

Pete's dad says he has never considered us an "#interracial couple."
Question: Native Americans and Germans are different races, amirite?

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@OpenAirMike aw! are you going back to OK? (which is also my homeland🙂)

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All i want is to be a crime scene investigator or FBI agent... i have the transferable skills for that right?

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That moment Bob Mehr calls you and you don't answer right away because its BOB FREAKIN MEHR.

[janie @jtay987]

pretty sure someone stuffed my stomach with lard while i was hibernating the past two years #fat

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Got a lil too comfortable in my cubicle jamming out to Hall & Oates and turned around to find someone standing there... #caughtintheact

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i remember listening to AQUA on my cd jukebox player with flashing lights and thinking i was super badass bc i knew all the words #cool

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you don't have to say what you think bc its written all over you. i just wish you gave it a chance.

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goddammit, how did i watch 2 seasons of new girl in one weekend? i am SO ASHAMED! #tvrules #ughwhyiszooeydeschelsocute

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Its a great feeling when you can WOW someone with your cooking skills

[janie @jtay987]

David Wain To Direct Amy Poehler’s NBC Pilot ‘Old Soul’ http://t.co/w3EXjUgVDZ via @deadline -- Just now hearing this but this is gonna ROCK

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on a day that i have so much weighing on my mind, i forget to take my anxiety medication... and so the day is crap, crap, crap :S

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Oh friday. you've got me happy and relieved and excited and really freakin' scared. wtf.

[janie @jtay987]

Just cried while listening to Hold On by Wilson Phillips while brushing my teeth.