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[Shahriq Khan @RealShahriqKhan]

When I was Muslim, I never asked who built the golden calf. I just knew it was a sin in the desert.

Then I read both accounts and one detail stopped me cold.

In the Bible, the man who builds the golden calf is AARON. Moses’ own brother. The first high priest. Exodus 32:4.

He gathers the gold, melts it, shapes the idol. And when Moses confronts him, he gives the weakest excuse in scripture: “I threw the gold in the fire and out came this calf.” As if it made itself.

Bro. The Bible just put the worst sin in the camp in the hands of the holiest man in the camp.

You would NEVER write that if you were protecting your prophets.

Now read the Quran. Surah 20. Aaron is cleared. Innocent. He tried to stop it. The blame goes to a mystery man called “al-Samiri.” The Samaritan. Surah 20:85.

You know what shook me? The Bible incriminates its own high priest.

The Quran writes him an alibi and invents a villain.

One reads like an honest record. The other like damage control.

And there’s a second problem with that villain. “The Samaritan.” But Samaritans didn’t exist in Moses’ time.

The city of Samaria wasn’t founded until about 500 years later, under King Omri. 1 Kings 16:24.

It’s like putting a Texan at the Last Supper.

Now, some Muslim scholars push back — they say “Samiri” means something else. I’ll be fair, that argument exists. But their own classical commentators read it as “the Samaritan” for centuries.

The defense only works by re-translating away from how the tradition always understood it.

I used to say the Bible was corrupted. But the Bible is honest enough to say the high priest built the idol.

Only a book honest about how bad we are could point me to a Savior real enough to fix it.

The Bible never flattered Aaron. It didn’t flatter me either. It just told me the truth, and handed me Jesus.

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

Sorry about your PM problems, #England.

If you want to change a few of your laws, Donald Trump won't be doing anything after January 2029. He might have the staying power that your recent PM's at 10 Downing Street have been lacking...

I'm just sayin'.

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

@PetriOP You may have seen this. A Benedictine friend in Still River, MA enjoyed it very much.

[Signal 99 Cincinnati @Signal99Cinci]

We do not “make-up” stories on Signal 99…that would severely damage our credibility with our peeps.

Yeah, we saw the weak-as bs that Cincinnati News and NKYNewsNetwork said about us…

“People being attacked in downtown Cincinnati last night would be all over social media. There are no reports except from Signal 99. It's a false report by Signal 99.”
-Cincinnati News

“Questioning the Signal 99 reporting about roaming teens in downtown Cincinnati last night. There are no reports elsewhere, no videos.”
-NKYNewsNetwork

Even local reporters from the media believe the City…that we made it all up—or made a huge mistake.

Silly idiots…we usually have the receipts for our tea. Several Officers and members of Command Staff reached out us last night…blew me up about roving mobs of juveniles attacking people from Smale Park, to Fountain Square, to the Roebling Bridge—and everywhere in between.

A high-ranking member of CPD Command Staff sent us screenshots of a CAD report last night, detailing the fiasco.

The incident(s) started at
8:09 pm…and continued until 11:40 pm.

Below, we have attached that CAD report of last night’s ridiculous game, played by several mobs of juveniles—numbering 30-40 juveniles, attacking people, starting fires, fighting and destroying property downtown—primarily in the Central Business Section-(CBS).

As you read through the CAD screenshots that were sent to us late last night…you will see everything that we posted last night—to be the truth.

Of course the City doesn’t want to admit this happened. Naturally, they will try to bury it…deny it…and hopefully discredit Signal 99 to shut us down. Just because they deny it, doesn’t mean they are telling you the truth.

In addition, The Savanah Banana group came into town last night for the weekend—and the City definitely doesn’t want them to think the City isn’t safe.

So for those of you rejoicing that, “A HA!” moment where you think we have embarrassed ourselves…you are the ones embarrassed now. Will you retract your so-called stories about us and apologize? I’ll wait right here.

31 total CPD units, as well as two drone units were deployed last night to corral these juveniles, who clearly planned a coordinated takeover last night. As you all know…when the units start to roll up—they scatter and then regroup somewhere else. It was like playing wack-a-mole for the CPD last night.

They did apprehend several juveniles and called for a prisoner transport bus to respond to Graeter’s on 5th last night. I’d bet the dregs of my 401k, that not one of them spent the night in 2020–thank Juvenile Court Judge Kari Bloom for that. In fact, thank her in November, by voting for Bloom’s opponent—Susan Luken…who intends to restore law and order—as well as Justice to the Juvenile Court.

Two District 3 units, Three District 2 units, 2 drone units-(numbered 297 and 295), all of the CBS units-(numbered in the 6000’s), and CPD SWAT-(numbered in the 8,000’s) responded and were tied up with this bs for several hours last night.

The receipts are below…read them for yourselves. We did redact the names of the Officers, as well as the Dispatchers, because that information is none of anyone’s damn business.

We can only post 4 of the screenshots at a time—so here are the 4 most significant screenshots.

Give us your thoughts…
#fyp #Signal99 #Share #Cincinnati

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

@WilliamShatner @Penn Welcome to Generation Butthurt. Someone will be along to whine shortly...

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

This video made me smile today 💖

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Guy finds out he’s becoming a dad during a traffic stop

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

@emzanotti I don't recommend showing this to your children.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

She's been holding that laugh in since World War II 😂

[♡ 𝙱𝚎𝚎 ♡ @Benedicta_Bee]

Shoutout to women posting thirst traps with the unwavering confidence of someone never once burdened by constructive feedback. Or a mirror 💅🏻

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

🤨🤔 What’s so great about him? 🤷🏼

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

@LairdOfThManor If no one else has mentioned it previously, it's "stark naked" and not "starch naked."

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

@loripalminteri It's a pretty impressive list.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

100+ Guest Stars in Tales From the Crypt!
Tales From the Crypt premiered on this day in 1989. Hollywood legends, rock icons, a Terminator or two, Oscar winners, past and future James Bonds, and even a couple of adult stars all signed up for a twisted date with the Crypt Keeper.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

Jerry Reed straight-up jamming the Benny Hill theme on his Les Paul 😂
Yakety Sax never sounded this cool. The man was a guitar-slinging legend who could make anything sound badass — pure country swagger with a wicked sense of humor.

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

Judge Samantha Silverstein is saying that she didn't know that Alyssa Hill's killer had violated probation, and that what happened isn't Silverstein's fault.

You gave him probation. Given his record and recent criminal history, a competent judge would have locked him up.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This bowling ball for the disabled has a handle instead of finger holes

[Adam from Price Hill @still_hustling]

I told the Cincinnati Democrats and they wouldn’t listen. The guy who owns this place tried really hard. He’s a good guy and he believed that the city would have his back if he invested. They didn’t.

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

@street_trashed We're glad, too!

[CJ Pearson @Cjpearson]

“As a Black man, how can you not empathize with Karmelo Anthony?”

Well, for one, because I’m Black. Not a murderer.

Let’s start there.

[jtcorey3 @jtcorey3]

@loripalminteri

[La China @ChinaNipona]

Disney nos vendió la misma animación durante años...

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A two-legged dog meets a puppy born like him.
And shows him how to walk.