Sylvan

My name is sylvan. My handle is kept out of spite.

[Sylvan @jteeter]

@rickshawtuna Would love a copy of the chart

[Sylvan @jteeter]

If you knew me between 2008 and 2015 I'm so sorry that all i could fucking talk about was dieting

[Sylvan @jteeter]

I love thinking about the friends I introduced. If my friend group was straight, I would probably be responsible for so many babies being born.

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Once it hits 75 degrees, I become desperate for icy little sugar sips

[Sylvan @jteeter]

I'm very excited to be entering medicine, and I think I'll be suited for it for plenty of reasons, but there couldn't be a more auspicious sign than that I just got paid to draw a taint and butthole and label it for some college kids

[Sylvan @jteeter]

When your deeply traumatized queer friend settles down with a nice cis boy
https://t.co/kuspJvyOh6

[Sylvan @jteeter]

@unknownmetric ✅👍🫠🍿

[Sylvan @jteeter]

If you give a twink a ladder, he's going to want a hot meal...

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Hot ones is fetish content.

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Big wig: Mister Poirot! I'm a huge admirer. I'm in oil... figuratively that is.

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Hastings: since then, I've learned how women tick.
Poirot: Ah yes, the ticking of the women. It has always evaded Poirot.

[Sylvan @jteeter]

I just don't know what to say about this

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Hastings: *put finger into parrot's cage*
Poirot: Do not fraternize with that beast, I haven't finished training him yet.
Hastings: Poirot! It's only a parrot.
Poirot: I was speaking to the parrot

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Poirot and Hastings are so obviously an old married couple. They are nearly explicitly gay.

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Uncle Misogyny: women in business are just begging to be taken advantage of. Right, Hastings?
Hastings: Ah, can't say I really know any women.
Poirot: *glares*
Hastings: -oh, in business that is.

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Recognized Eccleston's voice before his face in this episode of Poirot. "One, Two, Buckle My Shoe" 1992

[Sylvan @jteeter]

Can't imagine Poirot's budget for glass tea trays to be dropped by servants discovering their masters body.