Josue Tejada

Airline Captain/ Bsu 17/ Nyc-Bos

[Josue Tejada @jtejad96]

Flying over the Hudson River yesterday at 1000’ was the coolest thing I’ve ever done

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@billybrann MA DAWG

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Just for the record I followed Bill Ackman BEFORE he started giving top tier dating advice, thank you sir, also can I have one billion dollars

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@BillAckman I’m going to try your line and if it doesn’t work I would like one billion dollars!

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@xJonNYC Hahaha you were my first thought when it saw the news! Really curious what the 7 UA JFK round trips will be

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@xJonNYC I was going to ask you about that source haha

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I would like to declare publicly that I support #montoya

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@badsuns Apocalypse whenever is an incredible song and I genuinely feel it is perfect, I really wanted to share this, good day to yall🫡

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I’m looking at flights to Cabo San Lucas, for some reason every connection I see is through Istanbul? #EricAdams

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Members of the security board, the so called derogatory information of me in your indictment cannot be fairly understood except in the context of my life and my work.

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@c_e_despair 😂😂

[s @serotonenn]

saying "i hate life" when things go wrong

-self-deprecating
-depressing
-makes you sad

saying "wait im goated" when things go wrong

-motivating
-stating facts
-reminds you that you are goated

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Jimmy Fallon has fallen

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I’ve been waiting a long time for the downfall of Lizzo, today is a good day

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I will spend the rest of my life telling people that Christopher Nolan detonated a real nuclear weapon to make Oppenheimer

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@billybrann Oo oo ah ah

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@jaytatum0 I will wear them every day of my life once I get them, for every occasion of my life. If anyone asks, hey man this is a funeral what’s up with the sneakers, I’ll reply with “you don’t understand, it’s jayson tatums shoe, we have the same initials”

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Sam Bankman-Fried at all times looks like he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, sorry man I say guilty. Of eating the cookies, and all the fraud and other stuff too.

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@billybrann @ItsJoshPeck @Tubi MEGAN

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I would like Ja Morant to know that I am disappointed in him, and that a lot of other people are, and that the grizzlies are bad, in that order please

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If Joey Swoll ran for President I would vote for him without any hesitation