John Finley (He/Him/Daddy)

Knob jockey. deal with it

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

If Republicans applied their voter suppression SAVE Act bill to the purchase of guns.

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@Suzierizzo1 1

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I gotta say, this whole Taylor Farms bullshit is pissing me off

So, because Bruce Taylor is a Trump supporter, he gets away with giving us explosive diarrhea because it’s always going to be corporations over people

And I will update my Blog. But so you don’t have to reread the blog with the update, I want to let everybody know that Taylor Farms also sells lettuce under different names. In fact, they one of the largest suppliers in the U.S

Their subsidiary, is Earthbound farms. In fact, that’s the one that I normally buy. Never fucking again

Then they also sell under retail store brands. For instance:

Safeway Select
Costco’s Kirkland Signature
Walmart’s Market side
Kroger’s

So keep this in mind the next time you go to the grocery store.

And for all you MAGA out there who have just got your daily dose of FoxNotNews radiated into your brain, and don’t believe Taylor Farms is now the source, I suggest you go down to your local grocery store, buy a dozen bags of that shit and eat up

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@stanchrisss No, that’s about what it would look like if I tousled it and said “good boy”

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

Me: Trump just said Islamic Republic of Japan.

MAGA: Joe Biden liked ice cream

Me: Why are you talking about Biden?

MAGA: Kamala world salad

Me: Trump just said Islamic Republic of Japan

MAGA: Hunter Biden was a crackhead!

(If you know, you know) 🤦🏼‍♀️

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@DDDrewDaniel @elasticarts Serving Darby Crash of The Germs punk vibes! ❤️

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@bigjamesworld Hair = Bear

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@sammichluvrrr I think we’re just glad you have a hobby

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@sammichluvrrr Slommy shows up at your door with Marlboro reds and a 6 pack of cheap beer, sporting a crazy erection: WWYD?

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@sammichluvrrr He’s got Bactine to prevent an infection, and a 38 Special CD collection, and in case he gets queasy, a copy of Easy Rider, oh death moth tattoo, is almost on Slommy!

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@kevinddaly My very str8 brother in law, who was already a cranky old man at 17 years old when we first met, got dragged to see it by my little sister. Months later, he still can’t process the experience, and any attempts to explain or mollify him fall on deaf ears 😂

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@heyshipz Hi, Walt!

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@spiritualwibe 222

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@scruffbutt Leave it be: when it’s sexy, it’s sexy, and it definitely looks sexy on you

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@sammichluvrrr He’s gonna eat them kittens…

[Senate Energy Democrats @EnergyDems]

Sen. King: I don't understand why you continually say wind and solar aren't reliable when your own state is the sixth highest wind source state in the nation and it's saving you from the currently exorbitant cost of fossil fuels.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TWEEPS: Florida voters are being cut out completely as DeSantis pushes new maps designed to lock in power without a public vote. CA and VA trusted their voters. Florida won’t.

I need 1,000 fast RTs and replies using #StopIllegalFloridaMaps

Please and thank you! 🙏💪

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone who is sick and tired of trump's staged events, either to distract from Epstein files, or from his failed economy, or to get support for his damn ballroom.

ENOUGH ALREADY.

[John Finley (He/Him/Daddy) @jtfiv411]

@sammichluvrrr It costs nothing for you to teabag your fellow man, although I concede that spreading good cheer might be a problem for you

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'll tell you this: if President Biden had randomly posted an unverified snuff video of someone being murdered, every news channel would be focused on that and ONLY that, Congress would be called into emergency session.

Why is trump's insanity accepted with a shrug?