Thatch®

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Auntie Annie’s pretzel dog hitting just right…gonna be a good day

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Gotta grow that neck 2x thickness to support the extra domage. It should look like a tree stump…

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Going bald is just a sign from the universe that your time has come…to become as jacked as your body will allow

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

If ur a man past 20 and you haven’t grown a moustache yet you should lowkey consider KYS

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Ahhhh this one always gets me

[The Dark Cowboy @TheDarkCowboy69]

At the skate rink in Tucson

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

If you’re reading this don’t get that cyber sigil tattoo

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Peppermint Mocha latte straight groping my balls and licking my buttcrack rn

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

If you get in a car accident and your car is shaped like a cube then it’s your fault

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Bruhhhh

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

‘Success is like being Pregnant… Everyone says congrats, but no one knows how many times you got Fucked..’ 💥

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

https://t.co/mGuLO3IRoQ

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Unc

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

I done fell asleep on the PJ, woke up, had breakfast in bed, and landed in Boulder, CO all before 7AM!

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

https://t.co/PlmJ1tL4S0

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

https://t.co/4d1lMCdD97

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

@quarrelreef Wallahi i can’t believe you’ve done this…my heart breaks at this betrayal

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Pancakes taste 10x better when called HotCakes

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Wow. Do yourself a favor

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Considering not posting for a long time and then coming back to the TL absolutely yoked for no reason. Like I don’t change anything about my personality but just look roided out. Dye my moustache black again

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

Yeah it’s definitely not already embarrassing to crash on a bike but now you’re fucking head will explode at the same time

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Hövding’s airbag for cyclists is activated in the event of a crash. It recently received independent tester Certimoov’s protection rating of 4.5 stars, while no other cycling helmet received more than 4

[read more: https://t.co/PExYyTZjkf]

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

I like a handheld food cuz I can tell how much progress I’ve made (meal is done when hand is empty)

A plated food on the other hand, well that becomes much more ambiguous

[Thatch® @jthatchoctober]

God I hate my fuck ass health insurance like I haven’t been to the doctors in years and yet I’ve been giving some company free money “just in case”