Jason Hoadley

Veteran, Dad, and Husband. I am a believer in making things happen for myself and with other creative people around me.

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@PNWdazed @greg16676935420 Love this

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@FreddyLA7 Vastly different... Geographically and politically.

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@TrapBower @PierreDelectodo @FreddyLA7 Wait, it's got to be your bull

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@DollarVanDave @joeroganhq He is just some dude who was great at basketball, "A long long time ago, in a place far far away...."

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@adamcarolla Looks like Matthew Modine in Vision Quest

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@wormymcwormersn 95% of the time, they look at us first.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb!
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@Xtremefootage Closing speed!

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@4thOfJuly365 Love's baby soft

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@ThisStrangePara @epaleezeldin @rosadelauro That was damn funny

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@CollinRugg She looked about 3 seconds from tears, just like when she didn't like follow up questions in an interview.

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@MikeBales "One is one too many, one more is never enough."

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@NFLDraft loved seeing the @PTillmanarmy jersey represented as the color guard hit the stage.

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@alphafox Nope, fantastic work tho! I prefer the slopes.

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@MCGOP_CA @grok All of the politicians who had inside information about the war are going to profit the most.

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@xAviation Seems a little low for a parachute jump ending in a water landing. 😆

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@historigins .....and every once in a while, choose to appreciate things like number 0.

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@PaigeSpiranac We all have those tough decisions to make.

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@JMWilliams_HI @TheDMVLive How did he have a firearm? The ways are countless. Instead of just pointing out the problem, bring solutions to the table as well.

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@ThisTime421 @NoContextHumans I want to see that shot group, jus' sayin'