julia

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

everyone assumes that he is the one breaking up with all these 25-yr-olds. what really happens is that once a woman's brain finishes developing, she realizes she doesn't wanna be with leonardo dicaprio

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

nobody has seen u at your ugliest like your roomates bf who’s name is not even on the lease

[ashley hufford @ashleyhufford]

tbh would love someone to write a piece about how a queer plus size jewish actress was essentially bullied out of a role and then replaced by someone who has been accused of harassment and bullying her castmates.

[BLODS 🩸 @b1odeuwedd]

It is july 1st

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[madison @madison_tayt]

holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??

[morgan @folkloregirl]

and this is why true crime making large portions of the population think they are behavioral experts is a huge issue.

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

kim kardashian better not think about this dress

[Brian McBride @BrianDMcBride]

A+ headline.

[cece ໑̣ ☼ ꕤ🧸 @satellitecece]

this genuinely tore me to shreds

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i want to be sooooo rich someday like even have enough to rent a 1 bedroom

[julia @jtheprincesss]

how come nobody has the guts to say “no, elon musk, i am so fucking tired of hearing about you. i will not sell you my company.” because twitter was doing just fine but some obnoxious man is willing to pay such and such amount and somehow that always works

[Hannah Rehak @InanimateCub]

why isnt there a Muppets Pride & Prejudice