Jordan Everest

Vocalist 🎙 Audiophile 🎧 Tech Junkie 💻🎛 Cold Brew Addict ☕️ Born to travel & share the love of music 🎵 Veg | Plastic-free ♻️🌎 📍LFK

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Just an 80's synth-driven, post-emo kid with an affinity for jazz harmony

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Driving through a little Christian Indiana town to get Cold Brew from a local place, listening to a podcast about better gay sex feels appropriate. #ThisIsMyDuty

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“ChatGBT is banned in this house.” #ShitBenSays #QueerFriendly #LGBT

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Someone overseeing my Instagram algorithm wouldn’t believe I was gay because of how many gorgeous drag queens I follow 😅

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It’s a good Series if, in the first scene of the pilot, someone wakes up in the middle of the woods and has no idea where they are 😂

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When I drive through Manhattan, I feel like, “Damn, I’ve been through some shit.” 😅

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…The number of times each week I shut my damn mouth before I make a comment on someone’s Facebook post… Wish I had the guts to stick it to people more often.

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Apparently we eat a credit card’s worth of microplastics in a week, so from now on, I’m just gonna eat one credit card every Monday so I can get it over with. #ShitBenSays #NPR

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I’m so queer-millennial I live for drag queens renovating homes.

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I need an Asian winner for once since Raja. #TeamNymphia Branded ✅ Talented ✅ Looks ✅ Unique & Fresh ✅

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#JudiThisWeekOnly #JudithIsWeakOnly

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Happy 3/20 day bro. You high yet?

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Sometimes during Halloween Season I just wanna cry because, well, it’s here 🥹

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Apparently age 32 is waking up hungover after going out the night before and you didn’t even drink.

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@HanKoshgarian Yeah! I was! Are you???

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I don’t wanna sleep tonight. #LastNightInLondon

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@AmericanAir My $700 to replace car keys are in my bag in Terminal 5 at the Chicago O’Hare airport because you failed to transfer the bag to MCI from @AerLingus and your claims department is racking up a bill of rental cars and airport parking.

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Thank you Apple Music for giving me a great late night shuffle of The 1975 on my Saturday night in London ❤️

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The only place I want to look American is in America, and that’s mostly for the sake of my own self-defense. #ProblemsWithAmerica

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When I drink, I get sad the 2000s were so long ago.

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What’s wrong with a couple of gay Dads flashing a pride fan that says “Daddy” in front of their kids? The kids were LIVING.
#DadsCanWerkToo #GayFamily #FamilyPride