John Thomas

Federal Programs Coordinator by day, Astros fan by night.

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

I am selling a book at auction for the first time. It is a rare book of #sadequain sketches and drawings from 1966. Auction will be April 25 at https://t.co/7mShXgM3DL. #pakistan

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@blummer27 @RealToddKalas #askthebooth I think in 1999, Astros could have gone 1-9 with all B names. Did it ever happen? Bergman, Bako, Bagwell, Biggio, Berry, Bogar, Bell, Berkman, Barker?

[TJ Jordan @thomasjordaniv]

it's Friday. i'm feeling good. let's do a giveaway, right? lunch on me today!

giving $25 to 4 people who like/RT this tweet. must also be following me. winners announced at 1PM, so you got just over an hour to enter!

love you guys. goodluck!

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@jb0ne22 I still took him at 3, so really we need 4!

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@ATTSportsNetSW During your playing time was there anyone you thought would be a star that didn’t for whatever reason? For me, Morgan Ensberg #askbaggy

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

Just pulled a @hunterpence auto from a pack of 2004 hot prospects! Love my Astros, current and former!

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

I counted [65] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/TLI1t4OnL2

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

"You’re not supposed to be sycophants, you're supposed to be skeptics. You’re supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

-- Obama final press conference, Jan. 18, 2017

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

More than 800 different languages are spoken in New York City, making it the most linguistically diverse city on Earth.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@LindseyGrahamSC is this one of the tapes we were supposed to play back for you?

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

Had a virtual PLC yesterday for all my LPAC people. #bisdpride

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Heidi Przybyla 🌺 @HeidiReports]

Biden just accused Trump of killing Americans through his handling of COVID.

Trump's response was to insult where Biden went to school.

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@GDR_Shantaram Writer’s Craft question: The first line is the most perfectly beautiful opening of any book I know. How long did you work on that opening? Did it change much over time?

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

⁦@delgadong94⁩ This is an interview with my friend Dave McClinton. Thought you might enjoy it as Gracie is probably thinking through some of these same things. https://t.co/uWPiNajtak

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@tradingcarddb Is the site down? Getting reeeeeaaaal slow response.

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@Academy Hey, no apostrophe when making a plural. Tees and shorts. Unless you’re saying the 20 bucks belongs to the Attack Shorts. In which case I wish it only the best with its well-deserved money.

[BLOWOUTCARDS @blowoutcards]

This is NOT A JOKE retweet for your chance at a free case of @Topps 2019 Allen & Ginter

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@AskTarget Still got it! I mean, the sign isn’t hand written.

[John Thomas @jthomas2929]

@Target Come on, Target! Get those apostrophes right! The future of humanity depends on it!