Jack Mitchell

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[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

Am I doing Tinder right?

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Im just startin to realize how funny the grandad from the Simpsons is

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

@Matty_OCarroll Heroes created that night

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family

[Gordon 🇵🇸 / rent controls fan account @istreasatuatha]

A quick thread with some advice for landlords in Scotland worried about what the new rent controls might mean for their profits: 1/?

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

It actually happened #loveisland

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

After 11 months out of Scotland cause of Covid, I’m back. @NicolaSturgeon do I get a free pint? Cheers

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

Why does the ‘fuck you’ guy sound like Peter Griffin

[Khoa Vu @KhoaVuUmn]

PhD student: There's a word limit and I don't know how to cut this paper any shorte...
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[Teletubbies @TeletubbiesHQ]

Eh-Oh...what could the Teletubbies be possibly hiding from us? Stay tuned for something BIG this week. 🚀 #Bitcoin

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

@rowanjackk You can’t tell them you’re from Perth, then they really start to panic

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

Moving to London in a month https://t.co/uU7bNAVD0H

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

I work with a guy called Jack Witchell who I’ve only interacted with through Slack when I sent him this picture. I don’t know much about him, but I know he has to be defeated.

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

@Matty_OCarroll Ahh mate why are you spreading disinformation like that on the TL? Malicious, defamatory lies from you there

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Heung-Min Son is a very good footballer.

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

Me when I’m discussing my favourite Canadian rock band

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Rush is the GREATEST!

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

I do reckon this is my most favourite video ever posted to https://t.co/UBXAZnZWjT

[Eric Rahill @ericrahill]

I got a new tattoo

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

@lrhwsn Or maybe Bane just wants the world to know that he loves pegging, and doesn’t care who might judge him. The sign of a true man.

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

@shannonjo_ Way ahead of the times we were

[Jack Mitchell @jthomasmitchell]

Me trying to convince myself that Scotland will get a result against Serbia on Thursday

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WE WILL WIN!

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

“Hmm, three of our best players ruled out of the Israel game. I think I’ll go for a pint. Hmm...not a single pub open. What do you know?”