Jake Thompson

[SNICKERS UK @SNICKERSUK]

Some people forgot about Valentine's. If you were one of them, your free apology card is waiting at Waterloo.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

'What do you reckon Dad, what a game, eh?'

'Too many breaks, don't know why they have to wear pads. What's that fella crying for?'

[Carwyn Vaughan @cazzV10]

Can't believe what I've just watched 🏈 #SuperBowl #Patriots #wtf

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

From 28-3 down to winning the Super Bowl. F*ck Istanbul, that's the best comeback since Jesus. #SuperBowl

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

@boverton_boys we are still waiting on the strath for mr jonothan rosagro

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

@boverton_boys we can only hope

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

Only gone and found my onesie, lifes on the up

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

Someone bring me McDonalds!!!!!!

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

Had a damn good last night in Cralwey for a while, bring on Cardiff

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

So do I sleep or stay up?

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

@ChloeCoquinxo You knowwwww

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

@leshirleyy @MarkkkSmith I would do but i have no money to go out with

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

I just want to go out tonight!!!!

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

3 hours sleep in the past 36 hours, is it even worth sleeping now?

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

Why am I drinking an energy drink at this time of the morning?

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

Also when you look at your hand and its ripped to shit

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

@TheSwiftyGoat @B_bickle CUNTS

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

You know its been a good night when you get in and its light outside

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

Anyone fancy bringing me a Mcdonalds breakfast, would be hugely appreciated

[Jake Thompson @jthompx]

I embarrass myself so much when i drink