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Sometimes I need to vacuum the whole house, tackle some laundry, cook a meal no likes and take one look at my undone to-do-list to remind myself who the heck I am.
- Mom
walking by people’s trashcans the week between Christmas and New Years be like yeah, Betty, I see that empty beer box, the pizza boxes and McDonald’s bag, that you got some new Nikes and bought a scale, same girl, same.
U ever feel yourself being challenged,
but feel yourself rising to the challenge?
Like u feel urself going thru growth
and there be like all these growing pains,
but ure like
yeah…this is good…real good.
‘Cause, yeah, it be like that.
when you make a veggie-packed salad that is the epitome of a child’s nightmare-meal AND YOU ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT
…you have reached the epitome of adulthood.
If rain from @taylorswift13’s Eras Tour at Gillette Stadium can be bottled and sold for $250 a pop, surely you can wake up, drink coffee and do the things. #justsayin#morningmotivation
If Martha Stewart can do a thirst trap on the cover of Sports Illustrated at 81, I can surely get these kids to school on time at age 37
…she whispers to herself on a Tuesday in May.
If any of y’all mamas out there earned the title of “Worst Mom EVER” prior to 3:29pm today, you are stripped of said honor as my seven year-old bestowed it upon me at approx 3:30pm. 👸😵💫🙃
Them: After-school programs can support social, emotional, cognitive, and academic development, reduce risky behaviors, promote physical health, & provide a safe & supportive environment for children & youth!
Parents: great. but it’s also why we drink & we outta money