jthreeNMe

jthreeNMe. parenting. marriage. self-improvement. Featured @ Scary Mommy, The Good Men Project, BLUNTmoms, EverydayFamily, Motherly, Thought Catalog & more!

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Sometimes I need to vacuum the whole house, tackle some laundry, cook a meal no likes and take one look at my undone to-do-list to remind myself who the heck I am.

- Mom

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walking by people’s trashcans the week between Christmas and New Years be like yeah, Betty, I see that empty beer box, the pizza boxes and McDonald’s bag, that you got some new Nikes and bought a scale, same girl, same.

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where my gold medal be at for all the mental gymnastics I’m doing in the month of December

#askingformyself

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you can spend your whole life chasing dreams, and you will, but what “living the dream” really is … it’s living, loving and appreciating your present.

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U ever feel yourself being challenged,

but feel yourself rising to the challenge?

Like u feel urself going thru growth

and there be like all these growing pains,

but ure like

yeah…this is good…real good.

‘Cause, yeah, it be like that.

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me to me: Give it to God.

me to God: SOOOOOO…HOWS IT GOING????

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Me: It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem - it’s me.

GOD: You need to calm down.

… chats w/ the Big Guy (Taylor’s version)

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when you make a veggie-packed salad that is the epitome of a child’s nightmare-meal AND YOU ARE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT

…you have reached the epitome of adulthood.

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prayers for my husband who just told me to “pack light” for our summer vacation with three kids. gonna forget to pack you, bro. 🙄

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Wake up and play.

I mean…

Wake up and slay.

I mean…

Wake up and play.

I mean…

Try to find a way to do both. 🤗

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Look for the GOOD.
If you can’t find it,
look for the GOD.
You’re sure to find Him. ❤️

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If rain from @taylorswift13’s Eras Tour at Gillette Stadium can be bottled and sold for $250 a pop, surely you can wake up, drink coffee and do the things. #justsayin #morningmotivation

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If Martha Stewart can do a thirst trap on the cover of Sports Illustrated at 81, I can surely get these kids to school on time at age 37

…she whispers to herself on a Tuesday in May.

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U ARE MORE THAN ABLE.

God 24.7

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If any of y’all mamas out there earned the title of “Worst Mom EVER” prior to 3:29pm today, you are stripped of said honor as my seven year-old bestowed it upon me at approx 3:30pm. 👸😵‍💫🙃

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Them: After-school programs can support social, emotional, cognitive, and academic development, reduce risky behaviors, promote physical health, & provide a safe & supportive environment for children & youth!

Parents: great. but it’s also why we drink & we outta money

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Cupid: It’s Valentine’s Day! Go out and celebrate!

Youth Sports: hold my beer.

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‼️MEN EVERYWHERE CONFUSED‼️

Can she buy herself flowers or am I supposed to get them,
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ??!!!!!

Thanks @MileyCyrus. This is fun.

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my parenting style is best described as “mistakes have been made”