jtimpy

What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

28 pills of Kirkland Signature Softener, all toilets better be reporting for duty

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

AI is the Dubai Chocolate of the tech world.

[christian @caquino__]

cousins friend went to view a house yesterday and the estate agent fell down the stairs 😭😭

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

Me: “I finished watching my girly period peice tv show.”

My husband: “ Oh you were watching a show about periods?”

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

YES THIS

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

wild that there are like a million terrible bible movies and then this, a straightforward adaptation of exodus, starring val kilmer, ralph fiennes, sandra bullock, michelle pfeiffer, patrick stewart, steve martin, martin short and jeff goldblum, that looks and sounds like THIS.

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

IT’S BACK UP

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

The European mind can’t comprehend this.

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

Spending 50% of my year doing this after being laid off my first job after working there only 8 months, and then also also being let go at my new job that I found 3 months later after working there for 5 weeks 😍

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

New profile pic

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

Ok, now make me viral this Halloween.

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

Me for the second summer in a row

[Mitty @Mitty662607004]

Summer doesn’t have to end if you’re graduated & unemployed 🤪

[dr. Stunalina Gorgie, PharmD @donnydemeato]

Im tryna drink with Tay Tay! She give me @jtimpy energy with how she dance 😋

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

My life the past 3 months 😍

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Jobs will call you back a MONTH after you applied… like I already lost everything

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

@Lizz_Biff_ She’s a legend for that, we have to thank her for our skin.

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

It’s me… I’m Miss Poopie

[dr. Stunalina Gorgie, PharmD @donnydemeato]

Singers write songs. Rappers write LYRICS. Wow 😮‍💨

[Mitty @Mitty662607004]

America’s Favorite Funeral Director… I’ll always be the last one to let you down ☺️

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

Cleaned my fish bowl last night and this morning I couldn't find my fish, Amira, in it. So somehow I managed to both loose my beta fish and make this sick ass poster about it.

[Mitty @Mitty662607004]

Praying for all my office job people that they get just one or none of the ‘May the Fourth be with you” email sign offs today

[jtimpy @jtimpy]

Taylor Swift and Pete Davidson or is that to soon