Jacob

“A timeless masterpiece” - Peoples Magazine

[Jacob @jtims7]

@Eagles @BetMGM Entirely self-inflicted

[Nick Foles @NickFoles]

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm.

Have a great night!

[Jacob @jtims7]

Jalen Hurts’ middle name is Alexander in case anyone wants to start shouting his full name at the TV in disapproval

#Eagles

[Jacob @jtims7]

Jalen hurts is baking some fresh turnovers for this Sunday afternoon anybody want one? #Eagles

[Jacob @jtims7]

Now vote for me please 😎

[Jacob @jtims7]

Golf!!

[Jacob @jtims7]

I can’t bear it any longer. #Eagles

[Jacob @jtims7]

TB really baited the #Eagles into going for it knowing full well they can’t connect anything on offense lol

[Jacob @jtims7]

I’m sick to my stomach #Eagles

[Jacob @jtims7]

I am now a buccaneers fan. Go bucs!

[Jacob @jtims7]

It’s another week and the eagles defense still can’t stop a stiff breeze

[Jacob @jtims7]

I don’t get Stanley cups. They’re way too top-heavy.

You look at them funny and they just tip over.

[Jacob @jtims7]

@jencurra Coulda seen that one coming 🫣

[Jacob @jtims7]

This team is cursed. Please just let this season end 😭 #eagles

[Jacob @jtims7]

@JalenHurts - NO commercials next year Mr! You focus on football only!

[Jacob @jtims7]

Are they purposefully playing this bad?

[Jacob @jtims7]

I thought maybe the AJ Brown injury would encourage the #Eagles to stick to the run game but no they’re still going to force the chunk plays

[Jacob @jtims7]

@david_distefano Big Bagel is in cahoots with Big Cream Cheese 😩

[Jacob @jtims7]

Big Bagel has lied to you.

That everything bagel you always get? Well it doesn’t actually have everything on it.

THIS is what a real everything bagel looks like:

[Jacob @jtims7]

@AlexanderHuey We must band together and stand up to Big Bagel!