Jordan Tizzard

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

A Hyundai are you sure you're ready for that much tail? #americandad

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

Drinking at Nelsons @RedneckNelly @R_Nelson09

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

Drinking at Nelsons @RedneckNelly @R_Nelson09

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT if you wish you lived in this world

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

@ItsASamLife Jesus Christ that rock looks huge! Congrats!

[Harley Morenstein @HarleyPlays]

Coffee to wake up. Alcohol to sleep. Greasy food to poop.

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

I'm getting drunk today randy, big time.

[Bubbles @MSmithBubbles]

Lame party at MC Hammers place last night. Not allowed to touch ANYTHING.

[Cause We're Gamerz @CauseWereGamerz]

Tis but a scratch

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

@DQFitness I'm on the drive for 5 tomorrow

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

Pulled a 475 on dead lift today #WorCk

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

@R_Nelson09 seen an old tweet from you to me and remembered that you may build bridges all your life but if you suck one cock....

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

@R_Nelson09 ain't a bridge builder

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

New pr on deadlifts today #datfeel

[Jordan Tizzard @jtizzard]

@DQFitness today was -40 before wind chill #canada

[Bowser Butternubs @Bowser_TheCorgi]

First entry in my 2014 diary:

"Roses are red.
Blueberries are kinda blue.
Kinda black, purple?

Poems are hard.
Do you even lift?"