@BenStiller if you’re looking for a new best friend to hang with at game 3…just saying, I’m your man. I can quote 73.7% of your movie lines and nearly 100% of your dad’s Seinfeld lines. I take half decent cell phone videos on my new iPhone 17 pro.
Hi @ImChelseaGreen & @TheMattCardona, it’s Lizzy’s birthday today, She ❤️ you. She wanted to send a message one last time “Sorry you have to work during her party, you’re still both invited, it’s Wicked themed. If you’re not in CHI you can come watch the Chamber w/ us on Sat!”
I forgot to send this this morning when she wanted me to. Lizzy made this for her friends but made a special version for @ImChelseaGreen …@TheMattCardona you’re invited too, but “it’s a girls party so you won’t really fit in.”
How my almost 11 year old daughter leaves for school every morning…yes, she asked me to post this to invite @ImChelseaGreen and @TheMattCardona (“even though he’s maybe toxic but Chelsea loves him so it’s ok”) to her birthday party/Disney hangout.
#patrihot#slaygent
Hi @ImChelseaGreen and @TheMattCardona my almost 11 year old slaygent wanted to invite you guys to her birthday party or her “Disney birthday hang” - mainly her President, she’s a bit concerned w Matt’s toxicity lol…we’re here in Winter Garden. She pledges allegiance!
@ImChelseaGreen@TheMattCardona
My soon to be 11 year old daughter wanted me to invite you both to her birthday party, or to her “birthday Disney hang”. She’s a huge slaygent (she’s mad at you, Matt over the Kit beef, but will allow you as her Presidents plus one). We’re in FL!
@WWEGraves And I just made the decision not to bring my kids to the garden today bc of ticket prices being too high. They will never forgive me. Hoping one day, they follow in your footsteps 🤷♂️
I rarely tweet but this is messed up. Mr. President - you need to focus on international policies. Not sending me letters demanding that I get my 9 year old daughter a turtle.
I thought it was a scam at first, clearly it wasn’t junk mail.
@JoeBiden@WhiteHouse@CNN
@misfitsmarket - my wife has tried communicating w the CS team but they just argue with us (horrible CS btw), our box last week never came, and this week it is unusable.
Hey @RobertDowneyJr Victor is a 9 yo amazing kid who's favorite superhero (and role model) is Ironman, he had been diagnosed with leukemia and is currently on chemo, his 10nth birthday is on February 2nd, we wanna surprise him with a birthday message from you.