JT

gaming nation president

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

One way I’ve integrated AI into the classroom is that I begin each class by having students take out their laptops, open up Claude, and talk to it about whatever for 45 minutes while I go outside and vape.

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

lying awake at night: Everything is a torture tool against me, i get killed 10x a day. Im Satan

sitting at my desk in the morning: I better have 2-3 more coffeine so i can blast off

[Sammy Breakfast @sam_thraxx]

*walks into coffee shop*

*sees 10/10 20-something brunette*

*i approach confidently*

me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life

hot brunette: excuse me?

me *smirks*: i said, you met me at a very chinese time in my life

hot brunette: what are you talking about

me: ha… you must not be on the internet much

hot brunette: i’m not, no

me: it’s a meme. “you met me at a very chinese time in my life.” you haven’t heard it before?

hot brunette: i haven’t, no

me: guess you’re not “terminally online” like me lol. makes sense that *does joker voice/mannerisms* “you wouldn’t get it.” that’s also a reference to the joker gif

hot brunette: yeah sorry, i haven’t heard either of those references before

me: “you met me at a very chinese time in my life” is hilarious because it’s pretty random. and as you can see, it’s pretty difficult for me to be chinese lol

hot brunette: oh okay. yeah i’m sorry i didn’t get the reference, but i have to finish up some work now. nice to meet you! *pulls out her laptop and begins typing*

*i turn, walk away from her and up to the cashier*

me: this place is going down the tubes

cashier: sorry? what do you mean?

me: your coffee shop… it’s been invaded by normies lol

cashier: ha… sure… would you like to order something?

me: i’d like my usual black coffee please.

cashier: okay one black coffee coming up

me: don’t you get sick of normies coming in here? they’re totally ruining the vibe

cashier: i just started working here so im just focused on my job

me: ha… your job? your job is pouring coffee for people, how hard can it be? you’re basically being paid to run a lemonade stand, a child could do your job haha.

*cashier smiles meekly*

me: i’m just messing around. people don’t have a sense of humor these days so i like to make jokes when i can

cashier: okay

me: yeah..

*pause*

me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life

*cashier has blank expression on his face*

*pause*

me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life

cashier: no, yeah sorry i did hear you, i just don’t know what you mean by that or how to respond

me *faceplams*: it’s a meme lol. i guess you’re not online either?

cashier: ah no, sorry about that. here’s your coffee

*hands me my coffee*

me *rolling my eyes*: great. whatever

*i leave*

normies have really taken over LA lol

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Injury Report for tomorrow vs. DAL:

Jayson Tatum - Right Achilles Repair - QUESTIONABLE

[JT @jtlabuff]

I’m so excited to go back to work tomorrow that I’m shaking. I love working sooooooo much.

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne.

One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley

[hymn duncan @hymnduncan]

The ‘99 Spurs were ripping Starcraft LAN parties in the hotel before destroying your favorite team LOL

[JT @jtlabuff]

top song 2025: toilet bowl fart compilation

[JT @jtlabuff]

tied in fantasy what next? become allergic to beer? shit my pants at work?

[JT @jtlabuff]

grok give my landlord pink eye

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[ٰ @05DoL]

Making the wife hit the oil rig so I can pursue my gaming career >>>

[Brit @regionalflan]

NEW YORK CITY LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU ARE NEARBY A HAKEEM JEFFRIES OR CHUCK SCHUMER DISTRICT OFFICE. GO INSIDE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SUPER PAC DONATION BOX FOR NO REASON.

[JT @jtlabuff]

drinking a liquid death pretending it’s a coors light tall boy I feel like I’m floating

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Coach said my game needs some work but my spirit is infectious and my smile lights up the whole locker room when we need it the most

[JT @jtlabuff]

Goodnight team 😇

[shako @shakoistsLog]

Talking to a friend who works more than me: buddy, it’s called life. It’s called joy, time with family. Nature.

Talking to a friend who works less than me: at a certain point in every man’s life he needs to step up bro

[JT @jtlabuff]

Got my girl on DraftKings last night and the idea was to split whatever we made. Made $160, she took her $80 out put my $80 on basketball bets. I’ve created a monster.