One way I’ve integrated AI into the classroom is that I begin each class by having students take out their laptops, open up Claude, and talk to it about whatever for 45 minutes while I go outside and vape.
lying awake at night: Everything is a torture tool against me, i get killed 10x a day. Im Satan
sitting at my desk in the morning: I better have 2-3 more coffeine so i can blast off
*walks into coffee shop*
*sees 10/10 20-something brunette*
*i approach confidently*
me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life
hot brunette: excuse me?
me *smirks*: i said, you met me at a very chinese time in my life
hot brunette: what are you talking about
me: ha… you must not be on the internet much
hot brunette: i’m not, no
me: it’s a meme. “you met me at a very chinese time in my life.” you haven’t heard it before?
hot brunette: i haven’t, no
me: guess you’re not “terminally online” like me lol. makes sense that *does joker voice/mannerisms* “you wouldn’t get it.” that’s also a reference to the joker gif
hot brunette: yeah sorry, i haven’t heard either of those references before
me: “you met me at a very chinese time in my life” is hilarious because it’s pretty random. and as you can see, it’s pretty difficult for me to be chinese lol
hot brunette: oh okay. yeah i’m sorry i didn’t get the reference, but i have to finish up some work now. nice to meet you! *pulls out her laptop and begins typing*
*i turn, walk away from her and up to the cashier*
me: this place is going down the tubes
cashier: sorry? what do you mean?
me: your coffee shop… it’s been invaded by normies lol
cashier: ha… sure… would you like to order something?
me: i’d like my usual black coffee please.
cashier: okay one black coffee coming up
me: don’t you get sick of normies coming in here? they’re totally ruining the vibe
cashier: i just started working here so im just focused on my job
me: ha… your job? your job is pouring coffee for people, how hard can it be? you’re basically being paid to run a lemonade stand, a child could do your job haha.
*cashier smiles meekly*
me: i’m just messing around. people don’t have a sense of humor these days so i like to make jokes when i can
cashier: okay
me: yeah..
*pause*
me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life
*cashier has blank expression on his face*
*pause*
me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life
cashier: no, yeah sorry i did hear you, i just don’t know what you mean by that or how to respond
me *faceplams*: it’s a meme lol. i guess you’re not online either?
cashier: ah no, sorry about that. here’s your coffee
*hands me my coffee*
me *rolling my eyes*: great. whatever
*i leave*
normies have really taken over LA lol
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
Violence has spilt onto King Street after two men were removed from a gentlemen’s club in Melbourne.
One of the men threw a chair which appeared to be aimed at security, hitting his friend instead. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. @paul_dowsley
NEW YORK CITY LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU ARE NEARBY A HAKEEM JEFFRIES OR CHUCK SCHUMER DISTRICT OFFICE. GO INSIDE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SUPER PAC DONATION BOX FOR NO REASON.
Talking to a friend who works more than me: buddy, it’s called life. It’s called joy, time with family. Nature.
Talking to a friend who works less than me: at a certain point in every man’s life he needs to step up bro
Got my girl on DraftKings last night and the idea was to split whatever we made. Made $160, she took her $80 out put my $80 on basketball bets. I’ve created a monster.