Torrey

Writer of essays, creator of holidays, reader of comics, player of video games, watcher of television.

[Torrey @jtorrey]

When my Friday begin by seeing @minakimes @PabloTorre and @SarahSpain all clapping back at trolls online, you know it's gonna be a good day...and that somewhere @woodypaige is scrawling his on a chalkboard.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

It’s okay if you personally don’t find the story interesting but this might be the worst analysis of this story I’ve ever read

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Because you’re a racist.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I hate resorting to a public plea like this but I'm on a (suddenly) tight deadline for @pablofindsout.

If anyone can help me directly reach Sir Mix-A-Lot (@therealmix) please let me know asap.

Thank you.

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@PabloTorre This is a perfect description of this "Old Man yells at cloud" shit show.

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@BillSimmons This game is insane and I am here for it!

[Torrey @jtorrey]

Grr...angry face.....

[Torrey @jtorrey]

Gotta love that @notthefakeSVP and the crew at @espn crew are just having fun on television with this morning's PGA Championship coverage. Much like the duck talk, it's infectious!

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@elleduncanESPN

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@KRON4WTran

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@sarahkarlene I think you'll get a reboot before a streaming home for the original. Just like Murphy Brown.

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@SaraStinsonNews @kron4news Congratulations on the move to prime time! You’ve done more than enough early morning stand ups to deserve some sleep!

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@KRON4WTran 100% agree. What are they waiting for?

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@sarahkarlene Extremely extreme. He really is both infamous and an asshole. Donald Glover, Lorne Michaels, Chris Columbus, Dan Harmon and the rest of the cast of Community have receipts.

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@sarahkarlene

[Torrey @jtorrey]

So to be clear, nobody is getting any sleep in Knoxville or San Diego tonight. #BeatLA

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@CrumblCookies Jane by Jefferson Starship! (Who knows why, but it is!)

[Torrey @jtorrey]

Help @CrumblCookies ! We ordered a box of cookies tonight using cookie points and instead a pizza was delivered to us! Now the local store isn’t picking up when we call. We do we do?

[Torrey @jtorrey]

@sarahkarlene @VCU @VCUarts Good on you for doing the right thing but holy shit that must be hard