Jefferson Pornbeck I

Full Time Salesman, Part time sports gambler

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hope this Email finds you Gay and Retarded

[br_betting @br_betting]

Me in my living room when the first leg of my parlay hits 😂

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

Can someone please fund a TV show where I beat the shit out of liberals?

[Ryan Evans @RyanEvansESPN]

ASSAULT: #Texans RB Joe Mixon PUNCHES IT in for a 5 yard TD, kind of like how he PUNCHED his EX-GIRLFRIEND in the face in 2014.

This guy is an absolute CRIMINAL! 🔥

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JON JONES BEATS STIPE MIOCIC BY KO 😤

BONES RETAINS THE UFC HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE 🔥

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Roseanne is on fire today 💀

[𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 @messycupcakes]

ope

[Clandestine @WarClandestine]

Me in my MAGA hat, staring down my blue-haired cashier, while she rings up 4 bottles of champagne.

[Aljamain Sterling @funkmasterMMA]

Stay based 💯

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris' husband's "nanny issue."

Here are his top jokes of the night:

5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.

4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.

3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.

2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.

1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.

[GayPatriot @GayPatriot]

Electoral map if Vance says "At least I'm not retarded like your son"

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

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[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Looking at that first full slate of a College Football Saturday

https://t.co/0a1KPbbY1u

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Sorry but this is hilarious 💀

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Three faggots

[my sobriety journey @poopswag34]

100 beers please Mr Indian gas station attendant