Julian Trogdon

[Julian Trogdon @jtro137]

Literally right the fuck next to you.

[Julian Trogdon @jtro137]

Eating a bunch of fruit and vitamins an hour before my doctors appointment so the doctor doesn’t realize my blood is mostly pop tart filling and Diet Coke

[Julian Trogdon @jtro137]

Also garlic, I also love garlic

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I like big butts and I cannot lie

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I’m Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

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@infinitethird

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

Dolly Parton, one of the most talented, respected and beautiful artists of all time, has NEVER been too famous or rich to support, uplift and give back to everybody!

Dolly inspires my whole career because it’s my best shot at eventually owning a ton of cool roller coasters.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Simple trap concept
https://t.co/W2Pi0ybWeD

[Julian Trogdon @jtro137]

I think…

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Elvis is alive and well, my uncle Jim knows him.

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Taylor Swift is the most under rated artist of our time.

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Why does my 4K smart TV only have 4 gigs of memory like it’s an iPod nano? It’s a 55 inch TV. I bet they could fit at least 8 more gigs in there comfortably.

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@theydalorian We got four and it wasn’t nearly enough 😢

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@fxde2blxck Hahahaha oh how I wish it was that good. Imagine like a low-impact line dance that they would teach the residents at a nursing home for their weekly enrichment time

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@fxde2blxck Man I wish I did. All I remember was there was a lot of spinning and clapping

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

2023 was hard for me. I spent the year unemployed after I got fired from my dream job as Director of Social Media for Dennys.

[Julian Trogdon @jtro137]

I make sure that I cut the plastic rings around pop cans to save marine life, but I always leave one uncut because the world don’t have time for an unlucky sea turtle #grind #Crypto

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@HalGrayson

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I just ate a chocolate croissant in bed, so now it’s time to sneak the sheet down to the washer without Tori noticing.

[Julian Trogdon @jtro137]

Anyone else notice a massive uptick in deep state conspiracy posts on their “for you” section on this app? Nothing I’ve engaged with and no one I’ve followed should have led to this but I’ve gone from zero to several Pizzagate and Adrenochrome posts a day