jordan johnson

jordan johnson est. 9.20.14
mama est. 10.27.16 & 1.15.19

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

"one out of every 10 thousand people you meet is Matthew Grey Gubler" -my husband, who has actually met MGG and didn't even realize it was him for two full hours

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

MY WINNERS FR #BRINITY #LOVEISLANDUSA

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One of these years I'm gonna make it through fathers day without crying but IT IS NOT THIS YEAR

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

Zach needs to GOOOOOOOOOO. Replace him with Charlie. Indiana Jones style.

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

Zach paranoid from his brothers experience fr 💀 #loveislandusa

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

Getting mad about a person you've known for THREE DAYS kissing another person when you're on LOVE ISLAND is actually insane #loveislandusa

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

I can't wait until my kids stop loving everyone unconditionally because it is absolutely ridiculous how many people they barely know that they pretend to love

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

NOT THE HOLY TRINITY #LOVEISLANDUSA

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

MOMMY TURNED HER ALARMS OFF IT'S SUMMER BREAK BITCHES

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How does this bitch know my fingers and toes have been icicles for days

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

Past midnight on a school night and I'm up because I'm scared to go to sleep. Makes zero sense because I'm going to be SO pissed at myself tomorrow

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

OF COURSE CARINA IS IN ITALY THATS SO FUCKING RUDE #greysanatomy #station19

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

I am not the cooking parent. I can bake, and make like 3 dinners. That's it. How am I supposed to feed the children now that I have to be cooking parent

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

19 more school days until I can turn off my 630am alarm

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

Jeremiah is actually CRACKING ME UP on Beyond the Villa 😂 his facial expressions and reactions in the background are so fucking funny 😂 #loveislandusa #beyondthevilla

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

I SCREECHED SO LOUD AT THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEKS GREYS EP THAT I MIGHT HAVE WOKEN UP MY SLEEPING CHILDREN #GreysAnatomy

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

I just got a new ✨cooling✨ body pillow from Costco for only $15 so I am expecting my quality of life to increase exponentially

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

My BROTHER IN CHRIST what do you mean the show I haven't watched in 10 years killed a character I didn't even like!!!!! #ncis

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

@ameliasbrennan LOVE Kevin. Hate owen

[jordan johnson @jtrouttt]

Love when I'm waiting in line and the Lord blesses me with someone standing in-between me and the most chatty individual on the planet so that they don't end up talking to me 🙌🏼

[emily not blunt ⏾ @bensonsjareau]

i think i’ve seen and i didn’t
this film before like the ending