Mr. Freeze

If you think you'll get in my pants on the first date.. you're probably right.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

The gf and I are a tad high and I'm gettin a lil tired so now I'm gonna watch Criminal Minds w/the babe until I pass out.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

Shit I have a feelin I'll prolly be on twitter more often again since i no longer have a phone to entertain me every day. who knows.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

Lol this kid cracks me up. He's crazy obnoxious and annoying but ya can't help but love him anyway.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I told my lil bro that he picks his nose in his sleep and started teasin him. Lol he got so offended and mad he screamed "nuhuh" at me.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I have a bowl on my coffee table that used to have 20 lighters in it last month and now there's only 3 left. Ppl always pocketing lighters.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

LOL does anyone else have a ticklish butt? My girl is obsessed w/my booty bc its ticklish. ahah I may be weird but I'm damn proud of it.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I have no tolerance for people who are always so negative w/o ever bein positive at all. So glad I'm not that kinda person anymore.

[ħσℓℓу jo @hollykirker]

I deserve to be around people who want me in their lives. Not just people who tolerate me.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

Dammit, I hate not having a phone anymore. I hardly ever use Twitter and now I have nothin better to do than sit on here when bored. -.-

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

Who would have ever guessed that I'd find balance in my life? prolly no one. lol ik i never thought I would.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

ALL my past relationships were always on/off constantly but my gf and I haven't even broken up once since we got together.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

Then again its 100 times easier to have a healthy relationship when the person you're dating is actually mature and not selfish at all.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I've had the most amazing girlfriend for the past 15 months. It's also the most healthy relationship I've ever had w/anyone.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

Honestly it feels great havin some sort of balance in my life these days.Livin most my life bein mentally unstable was so exhausting.

[ᴍɪᴋᴇ @basedsidenigga]

sometimes you just gotta let go of your pride and admit when you fuck up

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

Loud noises piss me off but so do quiet ones. Idk apparently its pretty normal for ppl w/adhd to get irritated w/noise. hell who knows.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I hate when movies/tv shows have loud ass music/sound effects but then have the quietest fuckin dialogue ever.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I really wish I had a cig. Goin from smokin 1 and 1/2 packs a day down to 1 cig a day has got me goin crazy.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I don't mean to, its a reflex. I cant help it. Its also why i cant go to haunted mazes whenever Halloween comes around.

[Mr. Freeze @jts9982]

I got a bad habit of punchin my cousin when he jumps from round corners to scare me. He gets hit every time and still never learns to stop.