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what’s happening

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow.

I will overcome this.
I will not be deterred.
I will return.

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

THE CIA IS HIDING THE EXISTENCE OF GNOMES FROM THE PUBLIC

[jacqueline @jtshiitty]

@Garrett_Watts most painful fight I’ve seen in a while

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaNW]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[Dec @DWinnie1878]

Happy Birthday lad have a good one

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl are like “can you turn down the AC” and it’s like ok so semantically what do u mean by that

[octave @curtofranklin]

great question

[Ty ☆ @cuteasstyy]

Let’s hear it for Eric cartman!!!!

[ez(ra) 🐟 @goblintoad]

TWITTER GOT RID OF BIRTHDAY BALLOONS ?!?(?!! elon is such a miserable little man he cannot bear the idea of anyone experiencing happiness

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Portrait of Andrew Tate fanboys.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Someone please save this poor dog:

https://t.co/5lkNVlHfJu

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

what's something you can say to a cat but not a significant other?

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

📸 @poni_catrik

[Delta Bunny @BunnyDelta]

@TMZ @TooFab You know you're irrelevant when the Hallmark Channel is too edgy.

[🂡 @GambitsDealer]

@HipHopH0F

[Joseph Anderson @janderson_news]

Spoke to the protestor who was arrested on the Royal Mile today for shouting abuse at Prince Andrew during the Queen’s procession - his name is Rory, here’s what he had to say:

[Reductress @Reductress]

Cute! Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Prepare to Be Buried Alive With Her: https://t.co/bXcRgMl85o