Jake Simpson

No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody Wang Chung Tonight.

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@dylanls1763 Which lead to the greatest walk out of all time when he selected the music for the entrance at the next games.

https://t.co/n8ANBC1tFa

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@dylanls1763

[Yuengling Brewery @yuenglingbeer]

Surprise — we're adding three more states to Lager Country! Can't wait to #BringTheGoods to Missouri, Oklahoma and Kansas! 🦅🍻

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@dylanls1763 Some would argue that he was the most racist

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@dylanls1763 Agreed. Completely okay with his statue coming down. Literally zero issue with that one. Take him off the $20 while they are at it

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@dylanls1763 I remember asking someone if they knew about Wounded Knee or the Trail of Tears one time when they made a remark about Native Americans. Never learned about either in all that US History we were required to take in school.

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

6) If you don’t follow me on Snapchat: since the recent office change I have been struggling with some bad coworkers and a rough office adjustment #badcoworkers

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

5) If you don’t follow me on Snapchat: since the recent office change I have been struggling with some bad coworkers and a rough office adjustment #badcoworkers

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

3) If you don’t follow me on Snapchat: since the recent office change I have been struggling with some bad coworkers and a rough office adjustment #badcoworkers

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

2) If you don’t follow me on Snapchat: since the recent office change I have been struggling with some bad coworkers and a rough office adjustment #badcoworkers

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

1) If you don’t follow me on Snapchat: since the recent office change I have been struggling with some bad coworkers and a rough office adjustment #badcoworkers

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@bflowers2 I’m 98% sure that this tweet was made just so you could use the word schadenfreude and look like an intellectual.

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@dylanls1763 What was that front office thinking?

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@dylanls1763 @Braves As a Astros fan I approve part of this message.

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

Stop trying to make me get excited to work on a Saturday. At best you get mild indifference

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@bflowers2

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@bflowers2 Kirby Mains became the coolest people on the planet and are totally awesome

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

What a cool display piece. Primitive cultures used to clip one side to themselves and throw the other as a weapon and the cord kept it from getting away from them. I think it was a precursor to the boomerang. Pretty cool piece of history

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Would you stand with this man?

[Jake Simpson @jtsimps10]

@theJfen High some pretty high hopes when I started reading that Tweet that it was going somewhere