jeremy

producer of unscripted television. writer of unread scripts.

[jeremy @jturkin]

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take… And 100% of the jobs you apply for online.

[ReelLover @InHollywoodland]

This little boy playing Aspen is killing it. Very creepy lol #SearchParty

[Same Name On 🟦☁️ @HunseckerProxy]

Yeah…we need to talk about Aspen 😳 #SearchParty

[hans 📺 greys @antlerqueen96]

aspen is so creepy i’m crying 💀💀🤧🤧🤧🤧 #SearchParty

[jeremy @jturkin]

just realized the episodes of "Friends" with Janice in them, were not, in fact crossover episodes with "the Nanny." IMDB has confirmed @frandrescher never appeared on "Friends". #90sKid #FriendsReunion #thenanny

[jeremy @jturkin]

@mattytalks I've always felt that if "Hey Bulldog" was released by any other rock band in 1969, it would've been a massive hit. It's got a great riff, and simple yet catchy hook, and poppy, easily-ingestible verse.

[jeremy @jturkin]

When @daniellebaird2 talks about me as a husband, she calls me a “keeper.” When we got married, my family said, “black jack no trade backs.” So she’s stuck with me. I’m a keeper. #MarriedLife #marriage

[jeremy @jturkin]

@TheRadTweets Sometimes I play, wife or dog? One time I squeezed @daniellebaird2’s head, thinking it was Scoop

[jeremy @jturkin]

Me: you know, Jon Hamm is in Baby Driver. @daniellebaird2: is he the voice of the baby? #babydriver #jonhamm #thataintthismovie #whoops

[jeremy @jturkin]

Homemade kombucha! Take 1. Day 1. See you in a week Scoop Jr! (We named the Scoby after the dog) #homebrewedkombucha #scoby #kombucha #kombuchabrewing https://t.co/hyaDrOkkmz

[jeremy @jturkin]

“Let’s get to the bottom of this.”
Me to a pint of @So_Delicious salted caramel cluster ice cream.

[Cubs Insider @realcubsinsider]

.@CubsJoeMadd loves 'The Office'. We love 'The Office'. So we put together a quick intro for a new show, 'The Offense'. (Obv wouldn't have been possible w/o @cubs incredible Bryzzo videos).

[jeremy @jturkin]

Can’t believe she wouldn’t share any of her four scoops of gelato with me! #gelatoparty #Eataly

[jeremy @jturkin]

Going to the top of a very sky-scraping skyscraper. #afraidofheights

[jeremy @jturkin]

96 stories up... and check out the view! #Chiberia

[jeremy @jturkin]

@Sonnyatlife watching the Kennedy center honors, “LL J Cool is getting an award?”

[jeremy @jturkin]

Eating Detroit-style pizza at a Brooklyn pizza place in Chicago. #pizzaAmerica

[jeremy @jturkin]

@Sonnyatlife “an expensive set of golf clubs, that can be expensive”

[jeremy @jturkin]

@Sonnyatlife sonny: “did you see this? marmaduke on the guitar. What a crazy dog.” That man loves marmaduke.

[jeremy @jturkin]

@Sonnyatlife “For some ungodly reason, I enjoy watching those pirate movies with Johnny Depp.”