My pops is up 102% from a trading bot I made for him 2 months ago.
Messaged him today to sell it to my x followers.
This is what he sent me back.
"This AI Investor Bot is next level. 102% return over the last 2 months. Identifying solid companies with growth potential in trending industries. Not only tech and FANGS can produce exceptional performance. Highly recommended."
Man's giving you a full sales pitch via text message.
The bot focuses on low-cap stocks for higher returns instead of chasing the same overpriced tech everyone's buying.
Here's what this n8n workflow actually does:
→ Scans both stocks and forex markets simultaneously
→ Identifies undervalued companies in trending sectors
→ Analyzes growth potential beyond just tech/FANGS
→ Provides buy/sell signals with risk assessment
→ Tracks portfolio performance obsessively
Updated it last month with some unreal community nodes that made it even more accurate at spotting opportunities others miss.
While everyone's fighting over Tesla and Apple scraps, this thing finds the hidden gems that actually move portfolios.
My dad went from "what's a webhook" to sending me testimonials about algorithmic trading.
Follow, RT + Comment "STONKS" and I'll drop the JSON file that turned my boomer dad into a low-cap stock hunting machine.
(Disclaimer: Past performance doesn't guarantee future results, but this bot has been printing for months)
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